Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
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Comments (207)
user12345678910 0
I didn't know that even happened wtf??!! :(
mxpklx 12
a couple years and it'll be a white Christmas down there.
blondie1208 17
lovely.
gumbo1 8
hey
bleepbloopthis 0
lol@. #137 "Hey" -5 Dislikes
beachchik00 0
haha
sakforduc 0
Shaving kills two birds with one stone. No white hair and makes it look bigger. Win freakin win! lol
scrapmetal58 9
Key word here is 'look'.
ryanbeast1124 0
u can always dye it as a last resort
atroxletum 6
*You
Person1233 12
wildebeest***
sweetheartslim 0
why is ur number 1124? you were born on the 22? I was born on the 24th of November of 95!
anjelicjazzy 6
that must be awful. but its all part of getting older. embrace it (:
no_clue_4_u 4
Think of how distinguished you now look..with age also comes experience! ;-)
Emers0802 2
that's disturbing...
smartalek 2
ew. that's NASTYYY.
Enzo158 0
I agree lol
j_cat187 19
no it's yummy. Smells like head cheese
Alexunited1212 2
I think it's quite delicious. only thing better is a donkey's urethra fried under an autumn morning.
ethang1996 0
why would you hate someone because of their weight? look at the commenters profile. she says " I hate fatties ):". that's a stupid reason to hate someone. hate is a strong word.
minidinosaurgoes 9
maybe your crotch is albino???