By Noff - 05/07/2011 09:42 - Australia

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML
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Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

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Mr_mur_der 0
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At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.

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ammmeor 4
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it was just a dream, go back to sleep

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kidincalifornia 0
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I would be more worried about losing my job than worry about sleep

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daAce77 8
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The OP is saying that their bastard of a boss doesn't even wait till their both at work to fire them. All he does is send them a text cause their to pussy of a boss to do it in person.

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IndiRae 9
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Two were right, fucktard. If you're going to be a grammar nazi, do it right please.

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IndiRae 9
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I surrender, I read it as "cause their pussy of a boss" I used the word 'fuck' pretty loosely too, don't take too much offense to it. I apologize, but I do know what I'm talking about, I just read the comment wrong.

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IndiRae 9
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Haha yea I completely understand. Glad to be civil:3

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DocBastard 38
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Pendatik, did you just use "nazi" as a verb? Lol lrn2nazi [/troll]

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DocBastard 38
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And the student becomes the teacher. *bows*

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ollierobs 0
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pendatik, both "theirs" are wrong. The first one should be a "her" because the OP is singular. The second should be "they're" like you said. You also included a typo in your first reply.

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ollierobs 0
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And one more thing, was e e cummings stupid as well as ignorant because of his use of English grammar?

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Klums02 0
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Troll nation- population: this section of comments...

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gmc_blossom 21
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DocBastard and pendatik, you guys amaze me. I love reading your comments. :D They somehow brighten up my day. 0-0 Just letting you know. (:

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Suchagoonnn 4
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pendatik do you even know what a troll is?

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supermankisses 1
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Tell him to grow a pair and pick up the phone, or be a man and do it in person.

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whiteboy7thst 2
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Grow a pair? Oh, of fingers so he can call you. Damn toe texter.

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goshpeople 4
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So he can ruin his chance of getting a good reference (assuming he wasn't fired for doing something wrong) on top of losing his job? Brilliant idea.

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carbonbasedcynic 17
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there is no time for touchy feely in the business world

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winfieldALJD 6
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wow! first! now everyone come to peace and terms with FML( usually the first comment is moderated) but! That's a sad boss, just like a boyfriend or girlfriend breaking up with you via text it's sad they can't do it face to face. Well thank you! bye! follow me on twitter @JDWANNAB!

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Mr_mur_der 0
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At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.

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randiZ25 0
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Hey he was being nice, trying to not wake you up by texting and doing it early enough you weren't already getting ready for work.

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mikuxxhatsune 31
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Exactly my thoughts! So OP wouldn't have to wake up early to answer a call and could sleep in.

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ammmeor 4
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it was just a dream, go back to sleep

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Jacobt24 19
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umm . . . is that a cat in your profile picture?

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LaughinStock 16
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if that is a baby cat then that's an ugly ass cat..i think its an alien

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sxe_beast 11
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It could be a Sphynx (hairless cat breed), I have one. Its fucking awesome. Don't hate.

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ammmeor 4
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it is indeed a cat.

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saIty 17
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"OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED" "I'm going to do it now" "Wait no, I'll do it tommorrow" "BUT I CAN'T SLEEP, THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!" *Dials her number*

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theten_fml 9
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....ah... how long did it take you to think of that?

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themattfufu 0
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how is this scenario relevant to the op's story?

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dchi1981 0
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I'm sry to bad u didn't get a chance to tell them to take this job and shove it!

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RokNRoll11 9
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wow my comment made top 10 my goal finally achieved. Anyway that boss is inconsiderate, rude, and most likely not thinking for firing you.

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kss_ga_champ5408 1
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it was just a dream just a moment ago. you were up so high, now your joss let you fall.

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