Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
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Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
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Comments (207)
coffeeandcream 8
one thing I learned today: when I get old, my pubic hairs will turn grey.
caseytheninja 6
Ew >.
caseytheninja 6
Ew >.
Das_Judenburg 0
Guess if you were a firecrotch that problem is solved...
alex6946 10
D:
minidinosaurgoes 9
EPIC NYAN CAT!!!!
lmaoatall 6
well if you consider this an fml, you're going to be devastated when the drapes starts to match the carpet.
mea_iloveskiing 26
you're lucky bastard if that's the only sign that you're getting older
mcerin 10
I LOVE YOUR PICTURE
mea_iloveskiing 26
thank you! :)
green_eggs_and_h 0
Your white hair says experience.
katiebells 0
shave it off and dye your hair. problem solved :D
RavenLovesGir 0
If he shaves it off, how is he supposed to dye it?
IreneFiasco 4
Put the hairs in a little baggie and fill it up with hair dye? :S
katiebells 0
I meant dye the hair on his head, because that's probably white by now too :3
Lights_Out_fml 6
Now you are a respectable sex offender...
rainport 0
thats fukin awesome are u going to use touch of gray