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Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.

if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)

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You do realize that it will happen to EVERY person on this earth not just you... so stop complaining. We all grow old whether we like it or not.

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Don't worry, Nature always compensates you in variety of ways as you grow older. Firstly, you'll start growing a luxurious patch of new dark hairs. These will be conveniently sited in the small of your back so you don't get them confused with the silver ones sprouting in your pubes. Secondly, your eyesight will quickly worsen so you be able to look so closely, hence saving you the anguish of realising there's more of them nestled around your dick each week. This is just a temporary measure though, as Nature understands that if you get glasses you'll be unhappy again. So as part of a more permanent solution a big pad of fat will quickly start growing around your belly, effectively blocking your view of everything between your navel and your toes. Lastly, your memory will fail so you won't even remember seeing those nasty grey pubes in the first place. See, nothing to worry about.

yeah... not so uplifting.

ts yeule le smart calisse.

Well guess what, we get old and then we die. It's a fact of life so stop lying to yourself and accept it. Did you think you were getting younger? Time waits for no one!

dolphingirl00 0

81- yes asking some one how old they are is definitely a bit personal. except when we r talking about they're pubic hair.

TheRealHouse 7

I have red pubes.

sweetheartslim 0

mmm, firecrotches turn me on!!! yummy!!!!

that's gross I could've gone my whole life without knowing that

shave it off or dye it

BubblesandSushi 0

PUBIC HAIR TURNS WHITE? :O

Alexunited1212 2

no it turns maroon... of course it turns white, fuckface.

Tinkerr 0

My exact thought.