By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 150
You deserved it 13 893

Same thing different taste

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MoronsAccount1 12

At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........

jojj351 12

i would go with the fact that you talk about it


MoronsAccount1 12

At least she isn't rocking a 1970s bush........

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Who in the hell doesn't like a face full of bush? I dream about that every night, but all these damn girls have landing strips. My dick ain't a plane, it's an animal, and it needs the jungle!

MoronsAccount1 12

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A muff without fluff is just not up to snuff.

if you don't want her hair in your mouth then don't go down there...

MoronsAccount1 12

If hair in your mouth was natural, Jesus Christ himself would have made sure humans grew hair in their mouths. *lights cigar*

I LOVE the landing strip! I do proper radio calls and everything!

TheCaramelKing 11

I usually do an unexpected landing.

We call them "forced approaches". It sounds way cooler.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

If you couldn't comprehend the sarcasm in my comment, 23, don't ******* patronize me. Don't blame me for your inability to understand sarcasm.

The landing strip role play goes: "Mayday, Mayday, we're going down! I repeat brace for heavy impact! Mayday, WE'RE GOING DOWN...on you..."

Why is that a bad thing OP? Having a close relationship with your mom isn't anything bad, or anything to be ashamed of. Many only wish they could be close to their mothers.

@bloodylies. If a bare ****** was natural, Jesus would have made ******'s bare..

I don't laugh often at FML comments, 39, but yours deserved special treatment.

lolita88_fml 27

The '1970's bush' as you call it is completely natural, and thanks to the **** industry it is now 'disgusting' so women are expected to look like little girls down there all the time. If you have a problem with women having full pubic hair then I'd keep my kids away from you because it's not natural to want a woman to have breasts but no body hair bar the head. There is nothing wrong with having hair down there at all. Guys and girls, if you don't want pubic hair in your mouth; don't put your face down there. It's there for a reason, but ladies, if you wanna go bare it's up to you, your decision, don't do it just because a man won't like you natural.

How does your pro-bush comment get upvoted and mine got downvoted?

MoronsAccount1 12

I can't even argue with that, 69... But lets be thankful The Lord created a man that knew how to create razors. And I'm not religious, so when I say "thank The Lord", lets just thank some random cat, because cats are lord.

MoronsAccount1 12

Excuse my foul language, 73, and I'm sure you'll report this and have me moderated because you're a female, but- don't be a ****. I mean, really? I like shaved women because that's what pre-pubescent girls look like? Is that honestly your argument? Because that is the most illogical thing I've ever heard. Why does it have to end with me being a creepy pedophile? Why can't it just be as simple as me not enjoying a bush? So, basically, you're saying that *I* shave because I want to look like a little boy?

jojj351 12

i would go with the fact that you talk about it

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I don't think so... I know people who are just generally open with their parents about everything. And since OP's female she's probably really close to her mom.

a more akward conversation would be a the same topic with a complete stranger. That was the first conversation I had with my now-husband. Apparently, we we liked what he heard and had a simular opinion.

Son.. Breakfast is ready.. Just a second mom.. I'll be right back after I shave my public hair..

When did pubic hair become a public thing?

TheDrifter 23

When short shorts and low rider jeans became popular? That's the first time I remember seeing it in public.

Phoebe_Buffay 14

That comment was just a fail all around, wasn't it?

Your comment was just a complete fail, wasn't it?

nurchok 15

#26, when you added an 'l' after a 'b' :)

At least she isn't like that one lady who shaved her pubic hair to look like Hitler's mustache..

At least you and your mother have an open relationship and can talk about stuff like that!

MoronsAccount1 12

I never had a mother, but if I did, I don't think talking about our pubic hair would have been on my wish list.

Why would anyone feel compelled to talk about their pubes with someone else, let Alone their mom. ******* gross

bandeek 30

I talk to my boyfriend about my pubes. But we're weird...

lailagothgal 16

Uh, since my mom gave birth to me, i was IN her body for like 9 months, i think its safe to say i can talk to my mom about pubes, albeit somewhat awkwardly.

I agree that it's weird to talk about pubes openly with anyone, unless you're sleeping with them or you're paying them to remove them or wax them into a design. My point is: just because your mom gave birth to you, does not give her ownership over every aspect of your life. Parents, while still enforcing their authority, should consider their children as equals, not as possessions.

it is equal. she knows about her mother's pubes probably just as much as her mother knows about her's.

bob226 7

How do you know it was supposed to be you're since the ... implies there is more to the sentence. Maybe the whole sentence was going to be "Hey at least your talking to your mom and seem to get along well".

I think its ok to talk to your mom about this kind of stuff!

I think that's actually really awesome that OP can talk to her mom about that. I mean, if you trust each other and are comfortable with each other, then why not? Besides, pubic hair isn't something to be ashamed about. It's natural and everyone has it.