Who in the hell doesn't like a face full of bush? I dream about that every night, but all these damn girls have landing strips. My dick ain't a plane, it's an animal, and it needs the jungle!

Bush>shaved.

A muff without fluff is just not up to snuff.

if you don't want her hair in your mouth then don't go down there...

If hair in your mouth was natural, Jesus Christ himself would have made sure humans grew hair in their mouths. *lights cigar*

I LOVE the landing strip! I do proper radio calls and everything!

I usually do an unexpected landing.

We call them "forced approaches". It sounds way cooler.

If you couldn't comprehend the sarcasm in my comment, 23, don't fucking patronize me. Don't blame me for your inability to understand sarcasm.

The landing strip role play goes: "Mayday, Mayday, we're going down! I repeat brace for heavy impact! Mayday, WE'RE GOING DOWN...on you..."

Why is that a bad thing OP? Having a close relationship with your mom isn't anything bad, or anything to be ashamed of. Many only wish they could be close to their mothers.

@bloodylies. If a bare vagina was natural, Jesus would have made vagina's bare..

I don't laugh often at FML comments, 39, but yours deserved special treatment.

The '1970's bush' as you call it is completely natural, and thanks to the porn industry it is now 'disgusting' so women are expected to look like little girls down there all the time. If you have a problem with women having full pubic hair then I'd keep my kids away from you because it's not natural to want a woman to have breasts but no body hair bar the head. There is nothing wrong with having hair down there at all. Guys and girls, if you don't want pubic hair in your mouth; don't put your face down there. It's there for a reason, but ladies, if you wanna go bare it's up to you, your decision, don't do it just because a man won't like you natural.

How does your pro-bush comment get upvoted and mine got downvoted?

I can't even argue with that, 69... But lets be thankful The Lord created a man that knew how to create razors. And I'm not religious, so when I say "thank The Lord", lets just thank some random cat, because cats are lord.

Excuse my foul language, 73, and I'm sure you'll report this and have me moderated because you're a female, but- don't be a cunt. I mean, really? I like shaved women because that's what pre-pubescent girls look like? Is that honestly your argument? Because that is the most illogical thing I've ever heard. Why does it have to end with me being a creepy pedophile? Why can't it just be as simple as me not enjoying a bush? So, basically, you're saying that *I* shave because I want to look like a little boy?

Real Men(tm) dive.

ya thats pretty odd op

I don't think so... I know people who are just generally open with their parents about everything. And since OP's female she's probably really close to her mom.

a more akward conversation would be a the same topic with a complete stranger. That was the first conversation I had with my now-husband. Apparently, we we liked what he heard and had a simular opinion.

*Psst* Abhi95...OP is a girl.

When did pubic hair become a public thing?

When short shorts and low rider jeans became popular? That's the first time I remember seeing it in public.

That comment was just a fail all around, wasn't it?

Your comment was just a complete fail, wasn't it?

#26, when you added an 'l' after a 'b' :)

@31 Thank you for that lovely image

Clitler.

I never had a mother, but if I did, I don't think talking about our pubic hair would have been on my wish list.

I talk to my boyfriend about my pubes. But we're weird...

Uh, since my mom gave birth to me, i was IN her body for like 9 months, i think its safe to say i can talk to my mom about pubes, albeit somewhat awkwardly.

I agree that it's weird to talk about pubes openly with anyone, unless you're sleeping with them or you're paying them to remove them or wax them into a design. My point is: just because your mom gave birth to you, does not give her ownership over every aspect of your life. Parents, while still enforcing their authority, should consider their children as equals, not as possessions.

it is equal. she knows about her mother's pubes probably just as much as her mother knows about her's.

you're*

How do you know it was supposed to be you're since the ... implies there is more to the sentence. Maybe the whole sentence was going to be "Hey at least your talking to your mom and seem to get along well".

still *you're

I think that's actually really awesome that OP can talk to her mom about that. I mean, if you trust each other and are comfortable with each other, then why not? Besides, pubic hair isn't something to be ashamed about. It's natural and everyone has it.

Except for OP's Mum.