Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
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Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
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Comments (207)
xInMyDreams 0
ew
izzy7 11
So what? You're getting old. You should be thankful. Not everyone has the privilege to make it that far. And as long as the equipment still works who cares about the pubes? You deserve it for worrying about a simple fact of life.
Lil_Killah 0
wax it off!!
thew_fml 14
all of you who think older is gross - remember this day. it's not as far away as you think.
aaronjc 1
TMI
bryanbnasty 4
why the hell are you on fml
extradorkyloser 4
you can dye it fun colors now! silver lining (:
sweetheartslim 0
no pun intended, right?
hobo09 3
ew, like we need to read about that & if that's what it took for you to realize you're old then you suck.
JokeMeister 0
dye it.
j_cat187 19
hair tends to migrate south for the winter.