Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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kailynn1 0
bad parenting would be to leave the kids in the car and not call for help...also I'm sure the toddlers could not unlock the car if they were strapped in a carseat...accidents happen don't be so quick to judge you may very well be in there place one day.
DarkJoy_fml 5
I just do not understand how the hell you lock your kids in the car with your keys and I am really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I knew someone who locked their keys in the car with the car running for over 8 hours, but that person was a ******* moron. Perhaps, that is your problem as well? **** your kids' lives for having your genes and a mother/father that actually posted this story.
ThatLooksSticky 16
That happens to every parent at least once in their life.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
hasn't happened to me yet. but I don't leave my kids in the car + my car keys are in my pocket when I get out. also, I don't think my car's electrics would let me make that mistake. of course my car is Australian, not American.
littlemisschat 0
at least they're safe now :)
louie111887 0
omg that's all bad. I hope it wasn't really hot in the car when they were locked in.
ceddyz17 10
you shoulda gone all ninja and broke the window and ran away from a fiery explosion in the background haha
Lucky7Samson 10
I dispatch tow trucks for AAA. If you live in the midwest you may have talked to me.
akeller3298 1
why the hell would you leave your TODLERS in your LOCKED car !? how much more of a dumbass could you be !?
loveofyourlife11 0
they didn't leave their kids in the car you imbecile! the op's car either auto locked or the op locked the doors and somehow forgot to get the keys to unlock the back doors to get the toddlers out. if the latter one is true, then I'm not sure why they even locked the doors in the first place. if it were me, I would have left my door opened, take my children out, then grab the keys and lock the doors. though if I was in this situation, I would do as others were saying and break the ******* window! my child is more important than stupid glass for windows. windows can be replaced. a human life cannot.
TheDrifter 24
Sure it can. Read the fmls, idiots are making new people every day.
MistressCaitlyn 7
I am always paranoid about something like this happening to me, so I never let my door close before I open my daughter's...
nomudkips 4
Keep a spare key in your wallet