Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
smilessss 4
someone call CPS!!!!!!
lmao123123 0
114 lmao
staceysgenesis16 0
WOW YDI thats retarded.. get onstar.. lol
Wazilla 0
yes 93 becuase one can take their kid out of the booster seat, open the door, and pick them up to put them outside, all from the drivers seat then get out themselves. yes becuase thats how everyone is correctly suppose to get a child out of a car
hcovballer247 0
Nice one..
katesaba1022 0
mother of the year
Shinygirlnz 1
I skipped an 'A' when I first read that, it made it funnier.
natetheman14 0
break a window duh!
flavorblastedd 0
I don't get why everyone's flippin' tots. My sister accidently did this a few years ago and she's a great mother! Accidents happen, it's not like they were in any real danger or else I don't think OP would be posting about it on here. So quick to judge -__-
xJordieeBearhhx 0
hahahahahaha oMyGod that's great. xD way to Win at life