Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
RunnerDudeTyler 0
Why did you dial "111" on the phone? That is not a legitimate mother, now go help your kids!
perdix 31
You probably need to call AA as well, because this sounds like something a drunk would do. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Miss_Blonde 1
Its a very common thing to happen, I don't think the mother should be blamed for it...
Avenged7Gabe 0
uh no it is not a very common thing, if it does happen then you are a very terrible parent
A7X_LoVeee 10
Common thing? LOLNOPE.
TheDrifter 24
Your children just aren't evil enough. We used to lock my stepmother out of the car all the time.
jordanprodigy023 0
Yea that's what they all say OP
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
You shouldn't do that.
Crazyjoe33 6
that's just dumb
skadoosh52 0
how do u manage to do sutn like dat lmao
RebelSoccer94 0
How do you manage to belittle the English language so effectively be saying something like "sutn"?
SirEBC 7
Yo, 52, your sentence doesn't make sense. Go back to shoving your dick up your ass when someone says something ignorant about mental illnesses.
RedPillSucks 33
Other than using "be" instead of "by", what do you find that's so wrong with his sentence?
Niki0308 0
YDI for being a bad parent. I read about this once and it sounds a little fake.
ScreamoxD 0
Couldn't you just tell your toddlers to unlock the door?
gobling 1
they were probably still in their baby seats and couldn't reach
youovereact 2
wow. half-wit