Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
Desurain23 0
they are your children. bust the ******* window because its too hot or too cold. im 17 and ive got beter maternal instinct than you. POO poo on you P
cfrost11 0
are your kids retarded? or is unlocking doors to big of a task?
kilo4321 1
you fail at parenting
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
unta not a XML tuya f Ur toddlers!
jmarie04 0
I did that once, when my son was about 16 months old....I closed the door before I realized the passenger door wasn't opened (as that was part of the plan). I was a frantic mess, however he peacefully slept the entire time, while I too waited for AAA. He slept the entire 45 mins, while I stood next to his window sobbing. All is well, he is now almost 14 and can unlock the door, if I lock myself out again. :) Life lessons, you are NOT a bad parent!!
SaraSkittlez 0
I was locked in the car once and my babysetter forgot all about me till 2 hours later when she had to go to the store...and your not a bad parent you just didnt think(= alots off ppl do things like that
jwarwick 0
it happens!! I've known many parents that have locked kids abd keys in car and house, abd many toddlers that have locked their parents out if the car or house. :0)
Persephone1001 3
Wow, people get judgemental when kids are involved! I don't have any myself, but I hear they are quite tiring and can leave your brain feeling frazzled - why are people so surprised that with juggling them and other things into a car, you might put your keys down for a minute and accidentally shut the door? I bet the people with the most vitriolic posts on here are either a) not parents or b) those boring people who do NOTHING other than talk about their kids, think that you're only a proper woman if you're a mother, judge anyone who doesn't spend all their time baking/sewing etc etc etc...
mawang_sky 1
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posse22 0
kids are in the car without you? hmmmm