Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
TheDeadlyBones 0
my mom did that to me and my brother... she thought she had her keys, but I did... :)
gobling 1
SABOTAGE!!!!
kaybaby23 1
l.
ms_laydie 0
Why would you even put this on here? I hate hearing about bad parenting moves like this =/
elmousey 5
OP obviously felt bad about doing this, that's why they posted it on FML. This really isn't a "bad parenting story" though, just a simple mistake. Anyone who thinks the kids would suffocate is an idiot, as another poster said cars are not airtight. Also, as for breaking the window like some mentioned... Wow, just wow. If my wife did something like this and broke the window to "rescue the kids", I would have to assume she was retarded. Most taxis nowadays carry lock-out kits, and they can typically get to anywhere in 10-15 minutes. So these poor kids wouldn't have had to be "all alone" (with their parent inches away) for very long... What disgusting child abuse!
angel2293 0
child negglect
loveofyourlife11 0
that isn't child neglect because they at least called to have the doors unlocked so op could get their kids out. if the parent just walked away, then I could understand why you would post that. but that wasn't the case.
Gracey11 0
runnerdude, AAA is a car service, learn your facts before you make assumptions about people.
kyanisaurus 0
she was probably rushing to the lawyer's to sue her ex's new wife
awardZu 0
I hope they take away your kids, you dumbfuck. You don't meet the IQ requirements to have kids.
AKALurch 0
um I think that's the point where u bust open the window
varkey 7
you're an idiot, YDI
usnwife 18
my toddler is 2 and can't get out of his seat, and doesn't know how to (purposely) unlock the door... toddler could be as young as 1 really, so you can't assume they could have let her in
dudeitsdanny 10
Typically, at least in psychology, they don't consider a kid a toddler till age 2. This varies, you're right, but I'd call a one year old a baby.