Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
xdust 4
happens to everyone
MuchDance90s 0
I love FMLs like this because they so clearly delineate the childless from the actual parents. Current parents occasionally make mistakes but "future" parents are perfect. What's most ridiculous about YDIs on this FML is that it's a very easy mistake to make, depending on the model of the car. It has absolutely nothing to do with parenting or child neglect and to think so is ignorant. Its definitely silly and absent minded but that's about it.
MackofSimi 0
retard?
Efilyn 0
You're a parent?
nightmare33 0
At least you had your phone and A A A number lols
MackofSimi 0
maybe u should not have kids?
whoaitsnachelle 0
too bad you don't have onstar. maybe you should get it since you're obviously an idiot.
MissWhit27 2
I lock my keys in my car alot so i kno how easy it is. I push the lock down on my door without realizing i do it most of the time and when i push one it locks them all automatically. Ive never locked a kid in mine tho but give this poor mom a break obviously she didnt do it on purpose or she obviously wouldnt put it on here. it was an honest mistake that does not mean shes a bad evil person or parent. we're all human and we all make mistakes. Im sure youve all done some pretty stupid stuff on bad days too so give her a break!
2010fabian 0
Ur such a good parent;)
WhenForeverDies 0
Why the **** would you even lock your car without making sure your kids are out first?! are you stupid?!
Pl0xs 0
You americans are ******* dumb