By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.

Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.

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Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.

to which you reply, monopoly?

go fish?

This is the kind of game that you just don't wipe, then run out and grab some real quick, and go back to the bathroom and resume your past business. Easily done

Wow! Your dad is hilarious ;)

I've seen a picture somewhere, where they put a roll of duct tape where you usually put the TP and drew the Saw guy's face with "let's play a game." I died laughing.

I just wanted to say, I posted the EXACT same FML, but got denied. Same words and everything! I even have proof of the email, lol wtf FML...

It's the final countdown!!!...

This is great.

Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.

I'm also curious about the other tests the had necessarily preceded this one... Tell me more

OooOOoooooo, I didn't think of that.... AND THE PLOT THICKENS!!

Like maybe...giving them a butter knife to eat soup?

41-Drink it. Eating with a knife in general isn't too tough so long as you're not being stupid.

Hey, at least it's the final one.

lol this happened to me a month ago, submitted it to fml (exact same wording), got denied, and now somebody else is happy their repost got through... FML (I even have the email of my denial, lol)

Yes, as 55 said. But is it really?

Tear the layers of the paper apart, and you'll end up with two tiny pieces of paper to use.

Reading this I can only imagine the fucking mess this might've caused, seeing as the super thin bits of paper would've been torn to shreds, leaving you with shitty fingers (This is not a shitty situation, don't you dare say it)

And then lick it and press the very edges together to get one slightly-less-tiny piece of paper!

Yes, because I'm sure the OP is still on the pot wondering what to do! Now that you told him that, I'm sure he can finally get off the pot! Silly.

Well let's just hope the OP doesn't (Puts on shades) "Slip through the crack" YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

#21: I'm well aware that the situations described in the FMLs have already happened, sometimes by years. That knowledge does not change the fact that I am commenting for the fun of it, and trying to contribute to the absurdity of the situation. It's better than following the current FML trend of becoming an advice column. Silly.

@23: Negative votes for no sense of humor.. Silly

#23 - I see what you're doing there. You are saying FML is no advice column because you already have the "FML therapist" title, and want to eliminate the competition. Well done!

I want to play a game.

That dad sounds awesome.

I love your parents

*Folds it oragami style*

Hey look! A goose!

I don't know....... I see folded paper with shit on it

I'd have folded it into a larger piece of toilet paper! :P

Your dad sounds awesome, wish mine was like this

I strangely like your profile picture..

Your dad, I like him.

That sucks OP, but I'm sure you realize at some point just how hilarious that is. You're dad seems like he has a good sense of humor.