By Anonymous - Canada - Whitecourt
Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML
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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Don't ever apologize for having your manhood(or womanly bits) hang freely. That's your right a human to walk around with pants, or no pants. No one can ever tell me to put on a pair of underwear nor can they tell me to leave their house! My little nutty friends deserve to be dragged across your couch, your kitchen table, and your pillow case! You will stare, I promise you that, but you will be staring into the eyes of freedom! Freedom I tell you!

  muzy  |  23

Damn it, #30. How many more times must I tell you not to leave the cage when I'm out? Now, get back in it... and put some clothes on before you scare the children with your hairy backside!