Wuss

By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML
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Tell him he can watch his movies but he needs to sleep on the couch

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Yuno Senju 4

Leave him

Tell him he can watch his movies but he needs to sleep on the couch

Clearly the horror and zombie genres are knot for him.