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and YOU are the person talking -.- look at ur picture ull get it, u know what nevermind its too sophisticated for you to look at yourself before talking about people
1 & 4, you say "drunken *****" like it's a bad thing! WTF?!
dammmright ur hot sweetheart
1 - she maybe be a ***** but you're a SLUTT. even though my cleavage is showing I'm not in a bra -_-
You can put a tracker program on your Iphone. People are right, #1 will probably be answering to mods with a picture like that.
The only answer I need is to the question, "Time and place?". And "Why?". But mainly the former.
yea #1 you have the right to call someone a drunken *****, meanwhile your pic isnt far from whorish.. second people sayin ydi cuz you were drunk, lemme see when you go to a bar or club you dont drink? whats the point of going if your not goin to have a good time? and who says she was drunk, she couldnt have been so drunk if she noticed her ipod, and wallet missing, let alone remember everything that happened.. so stfu.. and op people are scumbags, keep an eye on your stuff
35 - fail
35, your an idiot, ***** aint hot, next time you get with one think of how many guys before got in her.. and dont act like you can get any have you looked in the mirror? i bet a shovel to the face will make your hideous face look somewhat better
ya but you suck dick real well I see! lmao
why's everyone jumpin #1 for her pic? I think she looks sexy and that more girls should follow her example. and btw op you're a dumbass, watch your shit when you're out places. crooks love clueless girls like you.
@29**
I find it interesting that this was probably written on an Apple product, seeing how nobody voluntarily types it as 'iPhone'.
43 - based on your age and what you just said I'm sure you're one of those boys who at your stage in life looks at woman as just sex objects. if you were in love with a girl would you want her flaunting her body like that so all these guys can jerk off to her? woman are not made for your own god damn pleasure and yeah nothings wrong with looking sexy but there's a difference between sexy and trashy.
Well said #43. And #1, cover it up. Please.
Jesus, you're all equally pretty, and you're all idiots. Now please shut the **** up and get back to the business at hand, which is to remind OP how stupid she is. Goddammit.
I have nothing to say besides...I'd never think to see someone else from Pines comment on here.
can u post a pic with more skin. ;)
4- *starts slow clap*
starts to clap
win
#35 YOU were obviously the result of a woman and a beaver so STFU, OP If you just lost your phone why the hell would you leave the rest of your stuff unguarded? YDI if you were that drunk.
21- what cleavage ? your flat ! and 1- your a dumbfuck. I bet that picture isn't even you., you poor ass ugly ****. bitch .., shut up .
#43 i have the strongest urge to kick you somewhere that would result in your inability to reproduce and burden society with your spawn
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
sourgirl, there's nothing wrong with touching yourself.
Well people say don't leave your bag in your car because someone can break in. Now you can't even take it with you. What a messed up world.
YDI for not paying attention to your valuables. When in a crowded bar you need to be aware, even when drunk. Oh and since you made a point to say it is a Iphone 4 instead of just saying an Iphone YDI doubly because chances are you were playing with it in the bar and flashing it around thereby making yourself a target for a wouldbe thief
unlucky :/ but agree with others, you can't just go to a bar and not keep an eye on your stuff?
That sucks, but you should definitely have your peripheral vision and senses checked. I hope you don't operate heavy machinery.
Cash, in your pocket. ID, in your pocket. Phone, IN YOUR POCKET. If its completly necessary you carry more, invest in a wristlet. Nothing says ROB ME more than a big pretty purse.
Why do you put spaces before your punctuation?
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Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.