Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
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Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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SmileSweetly 0
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
mintcar 9
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
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Comments (56)
sexyschmergel 0
it because you're a drunken *****
lyn29 0
and YOU are the person talking -.- look at ur picture ull get it, u know what nevermind its too sophisticated for you to look at yourself before talking about people
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
1 & 4, you say "drunken *****" like it's a bad thing! WTF?!
chentillo 0
dammmright ur hot sweetheart
MaximilianMarche 0
it looks like #1 is practicing for her Paris Hilton home video. ydi for being drunk at the bar
AuroraBeam 0
Ewhh you have no room to talk..did u lose your clothes or something? D:
mfmylifesrsly 29
1 - she maybe be a ***** but you're a SLUTT. even though my cleavage is showing I'm not in a bra -_-
suppressed08 2
You can put a tracker program on your Iphone. People are right, #1 will probably be answering to mods with a picture like that.
Sirin_fml 46
The only answer I need is to the question, "Time and place?". And "Why?". But mainly the former.
sourgirl101 28
Not how much?(:
JERZBornNRaised 7
yea #1 you have the right to call someone a drunken *****, meanwhile your pic isnt far from whorish.. second people sayin ydi cuz you were drunk, lemme see when you go to a bar or club you dont drink? whats the point of going if your not goin to have a good time? and who says she was drunk, she couldnt have been so drunk if she noticed her ipod, and wallet missing, let alone remember everything that happened.. so stfu.. and op people are scumbags, keep an eye on your stuff
mfmylifesrsly 29
35 - fail
JERZBornNRaised 7
35, your an idiot, ***** aint hot, next time you get with one think of how many guys before got in her.. and dont act like you can get any have you looked in the mirror? i bet a shovel to the face will make your hideous face look somewhat better
eftup 9
ya but you suck dick real well I see! lmao
VaGino432 0
why's everyone jumpin #1 for her pic? I think she looks sexy and that more girls should follow her example. and btw op you're a dumbass, watch your shit when you're out places. crooks love clueless girls like you.
eftup 9
@29**
Aeope 0
I find it interesting that this was probably written on an Apple product, seeing how nobody voluntarily types it as 'iPhone'.
mfmylifesrsly 29
43 - based on your age and what you just said I'm sure you're one of those boys who at your stage in life looks at woman as just sex objects. if you were in love with a girl would you want her flaunting her body like that so all these guys can jerk off to her? woman are not made for your own god damn pleasure and yeah nothings wrong with looking sexy but there's a difference between sexy and trashy.
Glenn_Coco 0
Well said #43. And #1, cover it up. Please.
DocBastard 38
Jesus, you're all equally pretty, and you're all idiots. Now please shut the **** up and get back to the business at hand, which is to remind OP how stupid she is. Goddammit.
Kousei 0
I have nothing to say besides...I'd never think to see someone else from Pines comment on here.
WhatTheFuq 0
can u post a pic with more skin. ;)
StoryOfTheYear 14
4- *starts slow clap*
WhatTheFuq 0
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illjusbedamned 0
win
Lolerskatez 0
#35 YOU were obviously the result of a woman and a beaver so STFU, OP If you just lost your phone why the hell would you leave the rest of your stuff unguarded? YDI if you were that drunk.
haggymypants 3
21- what cleavage ? your flat ! and 1- your a dumbfuck. I bet that picture isn't even you., you poor ass ugly ****. bitch .., shut up .
chris_fml1 0
#43 i have the strongest urge to kick you somewhere that would result in your inability to reproduce and burden society with your spawn
ninjafrogz66 0
eyyyyyyyyy!
SmileSweetly 0
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
mintcar 9
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
mintcar 9
Or pocket.
C6Racer 0
Bra is the most likely place.
sourgirl101 28
I do the same thing. I keep my purse in the trunk of my car and just take in my ID and CC. But I can't keep it in my bra. I'll always have a need to check for it and it will look like I'm touching myself too much. I've lost money that way before.
DocBastard 38
sourgirl, there's nothing wrong with touching yourself.
xerikax3 0
Well people say don't leave your bag in your car because someone can break in. Now you can't even take it with you. What a messed up world.
FYLDeep 25
Keep that type of stuff in your pocket. Much safer there. If you must use a bag. Make sure it requires a combination to open and that it's handcuffed to your wrist at all times.
iluvcandy 7
who would be so stupid to handcuff their purse to their hand? only a complete weirdo would do that
Jimboom 11
YDI for not paying attention to your valuables. When in a crowded bar you need to be aware, even when drunk. Oh and since you made a point to say it is a Iphone 4 instead of just saying an Iphone YDI doubly because chances are you were playing with it in the bar and flashing it around thereby making yourself a target for a wouldbe thief
Smartiesx 0
unlucky :/ but agree with others, you can't just go to a bar and not keep an eye on your stuff?
amerwin 3
That sucks, but you should definitely have your peripheral vision and senses checked. I hope you don't operate heavy machinery.
iheartglasses 0
Cash, in your pocket. ID, in your pocket. Phone, IN YOUR POCKET. If its completly necessary you carry more, invest in a wristlet. Nothing says ROB ME more than a big pretty purse.
Primus_fml 0
Why do you put spaces before your punctuation?