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  gc327072  |  29

Sorry my comment wasn't the wittiest. I was racing for first, so I figured I'd put something down and then go edit it. I ran out of editing time. :-/ But I don't see YOU getting thumbs up, get off my back!

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  samiiii_fml  |  2

Horny little kids today. They had to hurry before their mommys picked them up and got a lil too feisty. Definitely get a room and if your not old enough to get a room, find a more private, sturdy place.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

77 - It would be if they were good looking. Seeing as the stall fell through I'd say they were a bit over weight..

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  ByronJess  |  17

Or the bathroom stall was deteriorating. Public restrooms aren't always known for their amazing upkeep. I've been in several public restrooms where the stalls have been shaky and I felt like they might fall over if just tapped.

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  walmartpaysme  |  15

Obviously 79, you've never heard of BBW. Some (not many) teenage boys are into that sort of thing. I agree with 89 though. It was probably just really old, really poorly built, or just really cheap. Possibly all three.

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  Cinderella_Man  |  10

If "you're" not smart enough to use homonyms correctly, YOU should get a room - called English class, instead of being on FML!

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  gc327072  |  29

135 I believe I speak for many when I ask you, what the actual eff is a homonym?

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  zenim  |  5

160- A homonym is two words that sound the same, i.e. their, there, they're and your, you're; and are probably the source of most of the grammar errors on FML and other sites.

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  gc327072  |  29

Synonyms have similar definitions and antonyms have opposite definitions. I know all the forms of your and there, I just forgot that the word "homonym" described them. Elementary English may actually be helpful; all we do in high school English is read boring books and analyze the subtext. Last time I actually learned grammar was like middle school. So, if you don't mind, would you and Cinderella_Man be so kind as to hop off my jock?

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  drummerp64  |  16

Actually, you're thinking of a homophone. A homonym are two words that are spelled and pronounced the same, but have different and unrelated meanings (thereby being both a homograph, a pair with the same spelling, and a homophone, a pair with the same pronunciation), such as the word "bank", which can refer to a river bank, a monetary bank, a type of shot in pool, etc.

By  AllMyNope  |  10

The store you were in has some explaining to do

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  AllMyNope  |  10

For the wall. I can't imagine the rest of the store is safe if they have stall walls collapsing on people.

By  duckyeah  |  6

At least they didn't ask you to join them? Sorry OP

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  gracehi  |  31

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because most people wouldn't appreciate being propositioned by two strangers currently engaged in sexual activity in public?

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Having two humping strangers fall on you goes a bit beyond the asking stage, I think. If you're lesbian, YDI may not be a bad thing, otherwise, FYL

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  gracehi  |  31

I'd have to agree that having a wall, plus possibly two people, fall on you would be far worse than an invitation from making out lesbians. Sounds much more painful.

By  Klefhomacked  |  11

Is the wall okay?

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  Rddvl  |  11

I think you should be asking if OP is alright because she was the one who had taken the blow for the walls.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

I'm sorry, who got/took a blow?

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63 OP got a wall on top on them so I'm going to guess her.

By  mariah_1_11  |  22

Well... At least they won't get pregnant? You know cause its an epidemic right now... *crawls in corner before the mob comes*

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i thought it was funny

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  mariah_1_11  |  22

See I got here when there were no other comments and the thought of being the first comment was too much pressure. I panicked and wrote the first thing that came to mind. Meh, one day i will be prepared.

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If you have nothing valid to say, then say nothing. This is why the Internet is plagued with "First!!!!" comments. The excitement gets the better of people. Which is really rather sad.

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  greenie213  |  23

Bow chickachicka bow chickachicka bow chickachicka bow wow!

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  leeburns  |  5

Lol where is that from so funny hahs

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  doodlecloud  |  26

...am I the only one who thinks this is one of the least funniest comments on here? Why so many thumbs up?

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

145 - Best weed movies ever? Hellllll no. Cheech and Chong are the best. Harold and Kumar just kind of followed them. Good movies can't say they weren't funny but Cheech and Chong were original.

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  gracehi  |  31

Okay, guys. I'll reveal the secret of what really goes on in women's bathrooms. You see, when we go to the bathroom in groups we-- *gets assassinated by a bullet flying through my bedroom window and into my head*

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