Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
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soiree_fml
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Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.
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lone_wanderer
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I hate little kids -.-
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soiree_fml
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Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.
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iKaite
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I think these parents are awesome, I would love my parents to have taught me things like that! :D
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no1askdu
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me too..wats better then peeing on plants, its the natural way
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beardo8
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YDI FOR HAVING KIDS
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iFRUiTTART
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lol . . . teach him to tell the difference between peeing behind a tree and in a public place :p . But otherwise , a great story for when he's older . lol.
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boone_fml
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Yeah.
Your dad rules. It's very important to know about peeing on trees.
Also, he's a kid. It's a good thing he's taking advantage of almost no consequences and peeing in malls.
Your dad rules. It's very important to know about peeing on trees.
Also, he's a kid. It's a good thing he's taking advantage of almost no consequences and peeing in malls.
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alexgisforme3
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hahahahaaa thats funny plu 3 :D
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lone_wanderer
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I hate little kids -.-
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realggirl
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Wow, ageist much?
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iJasper
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You were a kid once, so you hate yourself?
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EmiEvelyn
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He's not a kid now, is he?
I think you also hate yourself for the dumb shit you did in your childhood unless you're one of those remorseless narcissists.
I think you also hate yourself for the dumb shit you did in your childhood unless you're one of those remorseless narcissists.
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Pastor_Rich
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children are so precious
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redbluegreen
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Just wait till your father teaches him how to pick up women. (;
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jessicathatsme
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ahaha that's going to be funny :)
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FPsLife
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Urge to make a joke about West Virginia hicks... rising...
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Jay9313
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Not everyone that lives in West Virginia is a "hick". The only reason that stereotype is there is because some idiotic reporter paid the Hatfield's and McCoy's some money to dress like they were poor when they were having a family feud during the early 1900's and those pictures got posted to the New York Times paper. That's where the stereotype comes from, and is not true to the whole state.
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Ox_Baker
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You don't HAVE to be an inbred hick to live in West Virginia, but it helps.
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icertainlysuck
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yes you do.
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inkedgeek
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Wow did you read that on the internets?
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GimmeFive
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Very educated. I respect that.
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REDCRAYON
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WTF punish ur dad xD
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Paige_Nicole10
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thats just too funny! oh and hes a kid.. lighten up.. his pawpaw was just doing what pawpaws are best at
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BikerMike
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Why are crimes hard to solve in west virginia? the DNA is almost the same. maybe he was taught to use the tree because the outhouse was occupied?
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lessthanbee
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#13 FTW.
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xxXChiiXxx
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That's right. Their family trees don't have any branches. ;)
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Paige_Nicole10
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all you people making "inbred" jokes, go fuck yourselves!! we do things better in the south and the rest of the country can go jump off a bridge
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Redneck325Ci
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You sir, fail. Before attempting to insult, try to actually use proper capitalization. You've made an improper sentence structure. Therefore making you a dumb ass.
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Ethoboy
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Can we just talk about this for a second? I do believe (and I may be incorrect, but I think otherwise) that for your comment to be grammatically correct it would have to read something like this: "You, sir, fail. Before attempting to insult, try to actually use proper capitalization. You've made an improper sentence structure, which makes you a dumb ass."
Practice what you PREACH PREACH PREACH.
Practice what you PREACH PREACH PREACH.
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Emma_91
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#39 So you're whining about your people making bad jokes about your home state, in the exact same post that you insult the North? No I don't agree with stereotypes, but seriously chill.
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Redneck325Ci
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You're right, and so am I. It can go either way. Lol
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Ethoboy
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Guess again.