By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
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sweatnut 0

that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.

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sweatnut 0

that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.

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waffle_house13 5

ew yucky once i had to pee and as i was undoing my belt and sitting down on the toilet i threw up all over my shirt and the floor then my mom got mad because i was so close to the toilet but missed that was not a good day ....................fml

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AndelleRae 9

Maybe it was chunky vurp (vomit burp) spit? That happens sometimes, and most people don't want to spit chunks down their bathroom sink. Either way, I feel your pain, op. That really sucks.

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allen20 0

dats kewl! get your dog to eat the vomit(:

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chlorinator 0

um. if the toilet was open, couldn't you have aimed for the toilet?

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d2eazy 0

then the nasty shit would have splashed in her face.

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Talihintti 0

1) you always spit in the sink 2) if you open the toilet, you can just as well puke there fail spotted.

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TheLetterZero 7

"made my vomit"? More like "made me vomit"! Unless the smell had some incredible creation powers and placed vomit all over your feet.

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Anteezy 7

Bad moderating again : / Anyway I don't get how you could forget to flush... It's something most people do out of habit. FYL

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RachelTM 0

It's fixed, sorry about that! ;-)

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