Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
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conman531 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
JessieTaft 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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Comments (70)
MrJenksMan 1
more like YOU wanted to wait, asked he didn't. your own fault.
the_real_dvd 21
Maybe waiting was primarily her choice, but he agreed to it. If it was too much for him, he should've told her so or moved on long before cheating on her and breaking her heart.
DoomedGemini 38
I don't see where it was her idea, and even if it was it's no excuse for cheating. If you can't wait, talk to you partner or break up.
DMDiaz 15
That's horrible OP. Sorry, no one should have to go through that.
AandTFMLs 2
Now that's just cold.. And correction, realized*
tiredofwaiting 25
Wow I am so sorry you deserve so much better.
shortcake18 15
Sorry op but now you know what that they both suck and now you can get them out of your life and find better people.
bresha 8
girl at least you find out how lame he was before you didn't anything stupid like marrying him lol.
HunterI64 5
Lol wtf.. douche bag
Al_Quadea17 12
what a ****
ILoveDecim 13
Easy way to get back at her. Kick her out, get new roomate.