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  bestCOMMENT  |  5

Her father was a drinker, and a fiend... One night he goes of crazier than usual. Mummy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that not one bit. Her watching, he turns to her and says Why so serious? He comes to her with the knife, sticks the blade in her mouth, Let's put a smile on that face. And...

  Driblets  |  8

Let's put some groin chuck in that smile. Why spook delicious!? I don't think that YouTube video is popular but I'll put the comment out anyway. :D

  sens3sfailing  |  24

In the story he takes the knife to the mom first. Not sure if he said lets put as smile on that face to joker or his mother, but the mother had her face cut as well and cut first. If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me and I apologize in advance for the inaccuracies.

  mfischer  |  17

I think I'm going to trust "on one side of my face" over "corners."

An 's' can be written off as a typo, but a 6 word phrase, probably not.

  mfischer  |  17

25, 34 - You know, that's probably the single best compliment I've ever received. Maybe we can round up another person and then wander the desert, looking for strippers and cocaine.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

It's okay, 48, I read it as "on the side of my face" at first instead of "on one side of my face" so the "corners" thing made me think he had it on both sides too.

  ebonyirony  |  29

Well you see when I was a teenager I got bad acne. And my teacher said "no one is ever going to like you ever again" so he took his knife and cut right there.

  AlexaWuzHere  |  31

Although I can't say I'm not guilty of popping the occasional white head, I would never encourage someone to pop their pimples. Not only can the infected liquids (Puss if you must) spread to other areas and cause more pimples when you pop them, but it can also be harmful to your skin. Also, considering OP's wording, they sound more like cystic pimples to me, which are painful and should not be popped unless done so by a dermatologist.

  nature_girl_08  |  14

@106: i actually read in a medical book that it's perfectly safe to pop pimples provided that

1) you have washed your face and your hands

2) they have reached the point of 'white heads,' and are not just developing, and

3) you clean the resulting wound and continue to keep your face clean.

but it may have been misleading, iunno

  kamikrazy  |  6

For all the people thumbing me down. It's all good. You can suck docs dick all you want. Even his worst comments are thumbed up. I have respect for him as a doctor but not for being an FML "sensation".