Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
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conman531 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
JessieTaft 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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Comments (70)
Tripartita 45
Spontaneous Marriage Disorder can claim anyone at anytime, OP. The only treatment is a swift breakup and possibly a few months of living rent-free courtesy of your boyfriend's bride.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
I'd ditch that ******* roommate while i was at it too
ThrottleJockey 36
Can she at least wait until they're done *******?
CosmiclyAnon 12
This is why people have trust issues!
limegreenpoopie 31
I can't wait to hear his reasoning!
RedPillSucks 33
I...I wanted our first time to be special, So..., erm.... I had to practice on your roommate first. If she likes it, then I know I'm ready for you. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
deathshead 19
RedPillSucks every time I read one of your comments my day gets many times better, thank you.
revolvearoundme 15
I think this is perfect example of why you should always give your ex a bag of break up candy. In this case, a sock full of rock candy upside the head would would be appropriate.
vass123 12
That's the best euphemism I've heard all day.
fatal4life 10
That's just scummy. You deserve better OP
grajax 24
That sucks OP, but don't let that keep you down. Keep your head up and look for people who will actually respect you.
Amora_Lynn 5
Sorry that wasn't for yours!
lishabear 21
Sure thing! Her boyfriend told her that he wanted to wait until marriage to have sex. But when she got home, she either caught him and her roommate having sex or found some evidence of it. So OP 'jokingly' said they must have gotten married without her knowing since they slept together.
lishabear 21
#22 changed his comment after I answered his question. That's why my response makes no sense now -_-
morley05 11
you really know how to pick the right guy
mettaton 9
You're too good for scum like him OP. Wish you luck in future relationships.