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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By YaytoSeniorYear - 05/09/2017 20:00

Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:27

Next time he does it record it

totallynotemily 25

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:25

I hope your roommate dumped that bastard.

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trucker2 33

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:21

Call him out on it... I front of roommate...

Steephx0 23

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:44

Something tells me he would play dumb and act as if OP is just "jealous and trying to tear their relationship apart". I've seen being honest/confronting this type of situation backfire in real life, movies, and books.

josephbates 8

Saturday 23 July 2016 21:49

Oh yeah that's a smart idea

Grisha_fml 18

Sunday 24 July 2016 17:08

it won't work, he will deny it

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 25 July 2016 16:39

I reckon it might be a ploy to drive a wedge between the room-mates. Maybe so she will move out and move in with him, or something. I would tread very carefully on this one, but don't let him in again unless your roommate is present.

srhoa01 14

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:24

Be sure to LOUDLY explain the situation to the both of them. :)

totallynotemily 25

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:25

I hope your roommate dumped that bastard.

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:27

Next time he does it record it

breedles 28

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:36

Kudos for kicking him out, I hope your roommate loses him asap... sorry to hear you got dragged into such an unfortunate situation, OP

DToast 19

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:36

Tell your roommate, and if she doesn't believe you, it'll only be her problem for not listening.

josephbates 8

Saturday 23 July 2016 21:51

Oh yeah cuz in no way would this make OP's life with her roommate horrible if she just said that that happened especially when the boyfriend is playing ignorant

Unlucky1232 20

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:38

well.... now it's the waiting game. wait for him to try again then discreetly turn on some form of camera. Then show to your roommate.

farmgirl98 14

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:44

There is no way to win in this situation. Even if your roommate is a reasonable person, she'll be more likely to believe her bf over you. Even if you offer recorded evidence, she'll likely get angry at you and her bf will say that you came onto him in the first place (before the recording took place). I know you did nothing wrong, but having been in a similar situation, I know how unexpectedly these things can play out. Good luck op!