Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
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mectain
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Viagra was made for a reason.
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FailBear920
| 19
Today's letter is the letter V for Viagra.
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mectain
| 13
Viagra was made for a reason.
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LightningCactus
| 12
Teeth... TEEEEETH!
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TheCaramelKing
| 11
Even though I don't need Viagra I personally would never use it because I read a story about a Russian man fed nothing but Viagra and kept as a sec slave by a women for three days. I feel like if I was gonna use it I would remember the story and throw it away.
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Treveyon56
| 14
Dude I remember that too. It was pretty fucked up. I mean he did try to rob her, but I think she took it too far.
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kurodansei
| 16
I remember that story, he was not fed solely Viagra. he was force fed Viagra but he was given other food as well.
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Ugi
| 26
48 - does that mean that you never use knives, or duct-tape or ropes or celery because they might somehow, sometime have been used in a hostage situation. Actually, maybe not the celery.
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FailBear920
| 19
Today's letter is the letter V for Viagra.
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seanos
| 3
What have I told you nana.. Go to bed, it's late.
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8born8
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Aren't you too young to be looking at this FML & comment thread? I want to see some ID. :P
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terryaly
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haha solid point
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jw90
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First time nerves, or he was afraid of someone walking in on you.
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TrinityNevada
| 11
Actually, if he couldn't get it up while they were alone, maybe he NEEDS the excitement and risk of having potential eavesdropers. Assuming that he's gotten it up before when her roommates were home
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FlyingPie
| 17
Please ignore this comment; I edited it because my original comment was based on my misinterpretation of a comment.
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ja2006
| 9
It's happens to everyone, I've been told....no??
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Pleonasm
| 34
It generally poses less of a problem for women.
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DocBastard
| 38
I've been told the same thing. It happens to all guys.
Except me.
Except me.
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ottokat
| 15
Well, being a doctor, you would know the tricks.
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8born8
| 18
#5, I think you may be incorrect with that statement... If a man is having problems with his erection, or lack thereof, I doubt he would be 'in the mood' and as a result, the woman misses out also. Unless she takes matters into her own hands.
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QuantumLife
| 12
Don't pressure him! It knows when you're watching.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Did you strip for him? Did you blow him? Did you "play" with him a bit first? Did you really try everything?
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QQmore_fml
| 18
Something tells me you know all the tricks.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Oh #14, you gush! Nah I just read and watch a lot of porn. I'm actually really forever alone. ._.
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QQmore_fml
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Keep at it, you'll find that special some one! Then you guys can read and watch porn together!
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ottokat
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still a better love story than Twilight
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
Maybe he likes the feeling of getting walked in on, or caught in the act.
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
^I don't know why you're getting negative votes; that's a logical thought that I thought of too. Some people get turned on by the thought of being caught.
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EmilianaLondon
| 14
Sounds like your night must have fallen flat :/
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KK3137
| 31
I guess you reached an even lower point in your sexual relationship..
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allie2590
| 30
More like her night was a flop.
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Mauskau
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Maybe he likes the excitement of others being in the house and the chance of someone walking in. I dunno..
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QQmore_fml
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Maybe go down on him for a little? Usually works...
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Siererrr
| 13
works everytime for me!