Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
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conman531 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
JessieTaft 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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Comments (70)
Self_Made_Man 8
At least you haven't had sex, which makes dumping him somewhat easier.
Tyrez 32
Not like marriage means anything anymore so what's the point in waiting. Seems like something someone with a small willy would say in order to guarantee more sex in the future.
luvlu444 24
sounds like its time to move on from both of em, best of luck OP
AKFusion 12
I hope he didn't try to make it up to you by proposing... a three-way.
TomeDr 25
HAD a boyfriend. Good choice of words.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you're going to be a cheating arsehole you're supposed to sleep with both girls! Man, this scumbag can't even figure out how to cheat on his girlfriend correctly! Dump his idiotic arse.
alexmichels 9
That's chicken shit.
Reedenator 3
You only had a boyfriend for one day!?
Noblemother1969 7
What two dirt bags. Sorry OP
tompom331 19
Ah pute, il n'en vaut pas la peine /: t'es mielleuse célibataire