Work: Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting...

By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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Same thing different taste

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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You deserved it 1 468

By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 300

You deserved it 1 061

By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 10/05/2017 00:10 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML

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You deserved it 356

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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You deserved it 156

By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 062

You deserved it 3 839

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 788

You deserved it 35 783

By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 837

You deserved it 3 649

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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You deserved it 5 516

pickwick716 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:45

You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

At least your boss is honest.

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bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:26

plexico- win.

visage 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:00

Suck off the boss.... problem solved.

jacob128 4

Friday 27 April 2012 2:31

Op is a guy...

InigoMontoya 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:29

That sounds like something snarky a gay male business owner would say.

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:35

You know, that is a VERY good point!

LustWasHeart 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:49

Only in Maryland.

ohmywordthirty 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:03

god I love my state.

VD007 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:14

YDI for having your boss not like you, you should give him pleasure more often.

DrunkenValor 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:51

Rohypnol his drink and take hideous advantage. RAPE!

DrunkenValor 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:52

Plex, you can't take a shit on the loo, because when you yawn a used tampon will inevitably fly into his/her mouth. Jeez.

21icefox 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:10

ur boss is a jerk.

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Same thing different taste

Drunken lout

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