By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
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Same thing different taste

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BDanzeisen 20

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

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BDanzeisen 20

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

Also a tad bit sadistic. That's why working with people in general is an FML.

the customer is only right till your out of eye and ear shot.

This happened to my aunt last year on her birthday, only it was the other way around. She was the drunk and she stormed into the kitchen demanding a certain type of steak sauce. When they told her they were out, she started to make her own..

LostInTheZone11 29

That's why I like one of the signs I see at Jimmy John's. The customer is usually right.

More like the customer is usually an idiot. But, I guess that's not very marketable.

i guess he wasnt asking for the white creamy stuff...

Either a moron, or never worked in retail.

You should have told him that you weren't the one doing the pushing

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

Yeah, or mix two premade dressings to approximately match the color of the one he wants. He probably ruined his taste buds for the night already.

Bandicoot88 16

Lmao who gets drunk and decides to eat a salad? It just doesn't seem right

If it's any consolation, just imagine that man was extremely disoriented and thought he was requesting you mix up an antidote to the lethal poison he mistakenly ingested before being interrupted and assaulted by a rectangular metal beast.

she must possess a great imagination to jump to that conclusion. although admittedly, that's probably what happened.

Your boss should be mad at whoever didn't cut him off.

Aren't there cameras at your workplace, to help you prove your point?

Nope. Time to find a new job. No one should have to be disrespected that way