Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have....

By Talis - 12/1/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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By BDanzeisen | 20

#6508576 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

By cacheson | 39

#6508586 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:47

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

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By BDanzeisen | 20

#6508576 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

SkylineFTW97 | 25

#6508583 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

Also a tad bit sadistic. That's why working with people in general is an FML.

fezhafeez | 12

#6508629 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:44

horrible bosses 3, starring your boss

DexBanWhore | 6

#6508636 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:48

the customer is only right till your out of eye and ear shot.

cupcakebruh | 21

#6508675 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 20:45

This happened to my aunt last year on her birthday, only it was the other way around. She was the drunk and she stormed into the kitchen demanding a certain type of steak sauce. When they told her they were out, she started to make her own..

LostInTheZone11 | 27

#6508686 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:03

That's why I like one of the signs I see at Jimmy John's. The customer is usually right.

SkylineFTW97 | 25

#6508713 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:27

More like the customer is usually an idiot. But, I guess that's not very marketable.

oiler | 21

#6508739 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 23:07

i guess he wasnt asking for the white creamy stuff...

Delta_0DST | 12

#6509355 - Wednesday 13 January 2016 16:16

Either a moron, or never worked in retail.

By cheesyfeet2001 | 31

#6508578 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:43

Sounds like a recipe for disaster :p

Oyas12 | 14

#6508703 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:52

I see what you did there!

By saifnaqvi11 | 21

#6508579 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:43

You should have told him that you weren't the one doing the pushing

By cacheson | 39

#6508586 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:47

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

sturschaedel | 27

#6508626 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:41

Yeah, or mix two premade dressings to approximately match the color of the one he wants. He probably ruined his taste buds for the night already.

JustinJK | 21

#6509011 - Wednesday 13 January 2016 5:32

Or called the cops

By Tejanoswhy | 19

#6508589 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:50

Your boss is a dick

By Bandicoot88 | 16

#6508591 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:52

Lmao who gets drunk and decides to eat a salad?
It just doesn't seem right

By Tripartita | 44

#6508594 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:54

If it's any consolation, just imagine that man was extremely disoriented and thought he was requesting you mix up an antidote to the lethal poison he mistakenly ingested before being interrupted and assaulted by a rectangular metal beast.