By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
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BDanzeisen 20

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

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cacheson 41

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

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BDanzeisen 20

Whoever said the customer is always right was a moron

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SkylineFTW97 25

Also a tad bit sadistic. That's why working with people in general is an FML.

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fezhafeez 12

horrible bosses 3, starring your boss

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DexBanWhore 6

the customer is only right till your out of eye and ear shot.

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cupcakebruh 21

This happened to my aunt last year on her birthday, only it was the other way around. She was the drunk and she stormed into the kitchen demanding a certain type of steak sauce. When they told her they were out, she started to make her own..

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LostInTheZone11 29

That's why I like one of the signs I see at Jimmy John's. The customer is usually right.

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SkylineFTW97 25

More like the customer is usually an idiot. But, I guess that's not very marketable.

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oiler 21

i guess he wasnt asking for the white creamy stuff...

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Delta_0DST 12

Either a moron, or never worked in retail.

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cheesyfeet2001 31

Sounds like a recipe for disaster :p

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Oyas12 14

I see what you did there!

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saifnaqvi11 21

You should have told him that you weren't the one doing the pushing

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cacheson 41

If he was that out of it you could have probably just made or given him a random dressing and he wouldn't have noticed

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sturschaedel 27

Yeah, or mix two premade dressings to approximately match the color of the one he wants. He probably ruined his taste buds for the night already.

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JustinJK 21

Or called the cops

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Tejanoswhy 19

Your boss is a dick

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Bandicoot88 16

Lmao who gets drunk and decides to eat a salad? It just doesn't seem right

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Tripartita 44

If it's any consolation, just imagine that man was extremely disoriented and thought he was requesting you mix up an antidote to the lethal poison he mistakenly ingested before being interrupted and assaulted by a rectangular metal beast.

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hellnosucka 27

she must possess a great imagination to jump to that conclusion. although admittedly, that's probably what happened.

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bunnyfish 27

Your boss should be mad at whoever didn't cut him off.

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whysobeachy 37

Aren't there cameras at your workplace, to help you prove your point?

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nickie_94 18

Nope. Time to find a new job. No one should have to be disrespected that way

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