Work: Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting... - FML

By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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pickwick716 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:45

You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

At least your boss is honest.

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nialls_girl 13

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:20

I'd quit right on the spot.

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 18 January 2016 0:44

Dump the drink on his head.

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