Drunken lout - FML

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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Michael Sawyer 11

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Sunday 8 March 2020 6:25

We had an employee try to do this last summer during his first week on the job. let's just say he didn't last much longer after that.

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Michael Sawyer 11

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Sunday 8 March 2020 6:25

We had an employee try to do this last summer during his first week on the job. let's just say he didn't last much longer after that.

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