By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
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Bano360 25

Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

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perdix 29

Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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Bano360 25

Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

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Bano360 25

A lot of people will know. It's the most common comment to do with fmls involving shit. It just gets downvoted.

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gracehi 31

You mean, "That's a shi--" *Gets shot in the head by the FML sniper*

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DefiningDivine 13

Now look what you've done! You're giving them ideas!

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Verst 16

Speaking of ideas, if OP needs to go THAT badly, just pull over. It'll be worth it.

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perdix 29

Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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wingedangel123 8

Don't you know that the more a person is told not to do something, they'll just want to do it even more?

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Lavitz Slambert 13

Well I guess you could say... you were... shit out of luck! ba dum ts.

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SolarFlare 20

Ow.., you'll be buried, my friend. ba dum ts.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Actually, shit out of luck sat with me better than "a shitty situation". A LOT better. I didn't have the urge to toss him off of a cliff.

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Smoldering 15

Your name is very interesting number 38.

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UFIUETSimpdesign 5

Sorry that suks nuts

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thatisaWIN 5

How much effort does it take to add that "c" in? Also, give a little more thought to your comment. Not trying to be a bully, just constructive criticism.

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WellThatSucked89 13

I wouldn't care at that point! If I had food poisoning, either people can watch me vomit or they can watch me shit, cause I am sick and don't give a damn about manners anymore. But seriously op, try and hold as best you can but if you can't, there is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens.

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Enslaved 36

I bet squeezing your butt checks together will feel like an aerobic workout! :P FYL OP-- food poisoning sucks! I once got ill from oysters. I love them but fear ever eating them again.

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starile 19

Same happened with me and delicious cocktail shrimp. They are so tempting but I wouldn't dare.

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Sputnikspak 13

My Dad discovered he's allergic to clams on a trip to PEI. Spent two days puking out the car window. NOT AWESOME.

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ty7in_topic 31

Maybe you should've taken a plane. There's no chance of severe traffic and there's restrooms where you can shit and vomit all you like.

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Enslaved 36

Then how will they get their car home? :P

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finnrambo 13

those restrooms are always filled with some fat mongoloid though who takes 3 hours to wipe the huge span of his/hers ass crack

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starile 19

#21, OP could be that person! Why deprive them of that?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Road workers usually have an outhouse along the way. I doubt they would refuse to let you use it if you asked.

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sexualbbw 4

Actually every construction site has 1... But usually if you don't have work boots or a hard hat they can let into their site due to safety :(

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gracehi 31

Just grab yourself a towel, play some loud fiesta music, and "Rat Race" it. Don't worry, OP. No one can hear you, so push away.

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