Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
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Bano360
| 25
Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.
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thecrazymancan
| 17
What comment would that be?
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Bano360
| 25
A lot of people will know. It's the most common comment to do with fmls involving shit. It just gets downvoted.
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KeXu
| 6
"what unfortunate circumstance"?
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gracehi
| 31
You mean, "That's a shi--"
*Gets shot in the head by the FML sniper*
*Gets shot in the head by the FML sniper*
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DefiningDivine
| 13
Now look what you've done! You're giving them ideas!
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Verst
| 16
Speaking of ideas, if OP needs to go THAT badly, just pull over. It'll be worth it.
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perdix
| 29
Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a
*lowers sunglasses*
shitty situation.
*lowers sunglasses*
shitty situation.
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wingedangel123
| 8
Don't you know that the more a person is told not to do something, they'll just want to do it even more?
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Sputnikspak
| 13
31 - YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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Lavitz Slambert
| 13
Well I guess you could say... you were... shit out of luck! ba dum ts.
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SolarFlare
| 20
Ow.., you'll be buried, my friend. ba dum ts.
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Actually, shit out of luck sat with me better than "a shitty situation". A LOT better. I didn't have the urge to toss him off of a cliff.
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Smoldering
| 15
Your name is very interesting number 38.
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
You tried
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Pinkgal123
| 24
Did you not see number 1s comment?
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woainishamu
| 21
Your bowels are definitely moving.
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SyntheticSmile
| 5
Shit
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Uramonkey
| 11
Piss
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Grolschie
| 8
Off
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jarrettd
| 27
Then fly
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Uramonkey
| 11
High
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Uramonkey
| 11
Into the sky
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flockz
| 19
then fall and die
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flockz
| 19
because you're not a bird.
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confusedAsFuck
| 34
cause you're a cunt, and cunts don't fly
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Uramonkey
| 11
I'm in a plane
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flockz
| 19
shit.
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Neyuu
| 18
I'm on a horse.
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UFIUETSimpdesign
| 5
Sorry that suks nuts
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thatisaWIN
| 5
How much effort does it take to add that "c" in? Also, give a little more thought to your comment. Not trying to be a bully, just constructive criticism.
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WellThatSucked89
| 13
I wouldn't care at that point! If I had food poisoning, either people can watch me vomit or they can watch me shit, cause I am sick and don't give a damn about manners anymore. But seriously op, try and hold as best you can but if you can't, there is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens.
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Enslaved
| 36
I bet squeezing your butt checks together will feel like an aerobic workout! :P
FYL OP-- food poisoning sucks! I once got ill from oysters. I love them but fear ever eating them again.
FYL OP-- food poisoning sucks! I once got ill from oysters. I love them but fear ever eating them again.
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starile
| 19
Same happened with me and delicious cocktail shrimp. They are so tempting but I wouldn't dare.
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Sputnikspak
| 13
My Dad discovered he's allergic to clams on a trip to PEI. Spent two days puking out the car window. NOT AWESOME.
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ty7in_topic
| 31
Maybe you should've taken a plane. There's no chance of severe traffic and there's restrooms where you can shit and vomit all you like.
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Enslaved
| 36
Then how will they get their car home? :P
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finnrambo
| 13
those restrooms are always filled with some fat mongoloid though who takes 3 hours to wipe the huge span of his/hers ass crack
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starile
| 19
#21, OP could be that person! Why deprive them of that?
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Road workers usually have an outhouse along the way. I doubt they would refuse to let you use it if you asked.
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sexualbbw
| 4
Actually every construction site has 1... But usually if you don't have work boots or a hard hat they can let into their site due to safety :(
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gracehi
| 31
Just grab yourself a towel, play some loud fiesta music, and "Rat Race" it. Don't worry, OP. No one can hear you, so push away.
*lowers sunglasses*
shitty situation.