Work and Customers: Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who... - FML

By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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Thursday 15 August 2019 14:12

Tell him to pay the OP for an entire week's work, then, if he thinks OP was there.

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Thursday 15 August 2019 12:26

Welp... Craig got fired on his day off so it’s not impossible😂

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Thursday 15 August 2019 12:26

Welp... Craig got fired on his day off so it’s not impossible😂

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Thursday 15 August 2019 14:12

Tell him to pay the OP for an entire week's work, then, if he thinks OP was there.

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Thursday 15 August 2019 14:43

This is the answer OP! Unless you're Salary, then ask for your vacation days back. :)

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Thursday 15 August 2019 17:45

Maybe the customer felt you “ghosted” them for not being at work when they wanted you. “The customer’s always...” I could never finish that sentence, which explains my two-week career in retail!

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Thursday 15 August 2019 18:41

tell him to do his job and check the security camera's if he doesn't believe you

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Thursday 15 August 2019 19:59

how can your boss not believe that you were on vacation? wouldn't your boss know whose on vacation and whose not?

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Thursday 15 August 2019 20:46

Tell boss to check the time sheets and you will be expecting his apology.

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Friday 16 August 2019 5:54

You actually think that bosses like that will actually ever apologize? Keep dreamin'....

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Friday 16 August 2019 8:33

Boss knows. Just collecting dirt, even if fake. Start looking. The paperwork to justify firing is slowly starting.

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