Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
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pickwick716 0
You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!
Pandasaur 0
At least your boss is honest.
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Comments (99)
anus_face 0
sounds like my job. sucks doesnt it?
solk_fml 0
umm you realize that is violating a law or something of some sort i'm not sure but you can get your boss fired or less wage if you figure out what he is violating
violentturtle 0
YDI for not being more likeable.
im_mad_cute 0
ydi; because your boss doesn't like you, neither do I.
thefury 0
hmm that's f ed up and that's what a board or higher management complaint is for unless he's the top.
Guitarist45 0
Ummmmm....... Quit?
Gstone5 0
sue him??
Sniper3000 0
ok im starting to think that some of tgese fmls are fake...
jewbacca22 0
thats what we say in legalese ill-eagle!!!!
banna2286 0
you just have to accept that people will not like u get over it