Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
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At least you started your day with extra protein

night snacking is nothing to be ashamed of... ants though, they had enough time to not only find the chips but also get more ants there... that is on you

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At least you started your day with extra protein

You sound like Stifler's mom.

night snacking is nothing to be ashamed of... ants though, they had enough time to not only find the chips but also get more ants there... that is on you

I don't know where you live, but it takes about 20-30 minutes for ants to find something in my place and no amount of spraying or baiting makes a difference. I woke up one morning to find an ant hill in the middle of the carpet in the hallway of my apartment building, and it wasn't there when I went to bed.

Clean your damn house.

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say you had some lip filler and it didn't turned out well