Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Uber Chad
San Diego, United States
Whiffy
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
lacie
Health hazard
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Ishowet
Hialeah, United States
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
stinky
United States
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
RustyBulletHole
United States
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Top comments
slyvanilla_creme 0
are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????
Sessee 4
Dude, just take a shower.
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Comments (93)
raabhimself 0
It could just be a case you had no mail that given day.. You also sound like a creep, so no one probably mails you to begin with.
Schmuty 2
this makes no sence at all WTF how would he smell you before he came too your door
Mikebiff19632 0
ok.. so you stink.... then go take a shower idiot!
ZleveL 0
OH SHIT!!!! you commented on 4/20!!!!
ZH13 0
Why did you need to hear him come to the door anyway?
The12thPaladin 8
You know sometimes you have to sign for packages
rt523 0
uhmm why don't you go take a shower instead of posting on FML? DUH.
jackalope069 0
haha what a dummy lol
stiles_fml 0
i think this is the worst fml in the history of fml's just take another shower rather than waste our time
bernybear 0
Maybe you should have taken a shower rather than getting on the Internet....
24788 7
Postman rarely come at the same time where I live.
Alyssaxo3xo 0
uhm...GO TAKE A FRIGGEN SHOWER THEN! this is definately not fml worthy! At all! Seriosly if you get all worked up over getting a little "stinky" then i cant wait till you have something better to do with your life other than waiting for the friggen mailman and wreek! GROW UP!
dolce079 0
so they didnt come, have a damn shower.