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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:24 - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:18

are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

Sessee 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:38

Dude, just take a shower.

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raabhimself 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:39

It could just be a case you had no mail that given day.. You also sound like a creep, so no one probably mails you to begin with.

Schmuty 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:41

this makes no sence at all WTF how would he smell you before he came too your door

Mikebiff19632 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:14

ok.. so you stink.... then go take a shower idiot!

ZleveL 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 20:39

OH SHIT!!!! you commented on 4/20!!!!

ZH13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:30

Why did you need to hear him come to the door anyway?

The12thPaladin 8

Thursday 4 February 2016 18:18

You know sometimes you have to sign for packages

rt523 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:06

uhmm why don't you go take a shower instead of posting on FML? DUH.

jackalope069 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:28

haha what a dummy lol

stiles_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:57

i think this is the worst fml in the history of fml's just take another shower rather than waste our time

bernybear 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:41

Maybe you should have taken a shower rather than getting on the Internet....

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 6:53

Postman rarely come at the same time where I live.

Alyssaxo3xo 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:19

uhm...GO TAKE A FRIGGEN SHOWER THEN! this is definately not fml worthy! At all! Seriosly if you get all worked up over getting a little "stinky" then i cant wait till you have something better to do with your life other than waiting for the friggen mailman and wreek! GROW UP!

dolce079 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:38

so they didnt come, have a damn shower.

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