Should have just sneezed. I heard somewhere that sneezing is like an orgasm. Going to google verify now...

It's an orgasm of the face**

I agree 100%. communication is key...if you fake it your guy is going to continue to do the same thing because he thinks its what gets you off. You can be honest without being demanding or harsh. Your guy will appreciate it, he wants to please you.

I have noticed that most of the stories on FML are girls complaining obout their boyfriends. Seriously.

why thumb this one down? It's true. Stop complaining, start adapting.

Sneezes are 1/8th of an orgasm. Or something like that.

So if a sneeze makes your heart skip a beat does that mean an orgasm kills you for a split second?

Atleast you didn't fake it.

#31/36, half of the intimacy section wouldn't exist.

Sometimes you gotta train them

Lmao, but it's definatly true!

I agree , thats all i ever see on here

And have an average sex life? It's so unfair for women to pretend to enjoy what a man is doing in bed. Tell him what you like, OP, you'll eventually get a result.

women logic... and then they complain about not being satisfied.

Its unfair to both involved. Guys want to please us (unless its a one night stand, then they might not give a damn). making love/having sex should never be a chore, and if you just go with it' that is exactly what it will become.

#2 you and half the women in the world have that logic. Your saying that you would be satisfied with a below average sex life instead of a mind-blowing one. I know that I would wanna know if I'm satisfying a woman right because that's VERY important

#2, i think you need to go back to the fifties where that state of mind is still the norm. in the 21st century its a woman's right to enjoy having sex

Nah my boyfriend pleases me just saying in he's that excited why ruin it for him.

78- It wouldn't ruin it for me if my girlfriend said I wasn't giving her orgasms. It would make me happier when I actually did give her one.

2-You are what's wrong with the world.

2 - "Maybe you should just go along with it to keep him happy?" Wow. Never thought someone would give advice like that. Please don't tell me you follow your own advice.

Liked the analogy!

32- Thank God you told us! I hate not knowing who is behind the thumbs up. I'll be able to sleep easily tonight :)

I would argue that a clit and a doorbell are pretty much the same thing. I can't tell you how many times I've been pleasuring my girlfriend and right as I think she's about to come, she stops, hands me a Bible, and asks whether I've heard the good news of Jesus Christ.

You can repeatedly press on it until someone comes, though!

Ding dong!

I want to thumb up this coment but it has 69 thumbs up and I don't want to ruin it. :/

What he doesn't know won't hurt him

Only during sex.

Your head might explode. His head probably exploded too.... Lol.

Put a shirt on fool.

Yeah! What #50 said!

Your shorts are falling, dear sir. It certainly won't please her. Pull them up, pull them up! Or someone scary will violate your butt. :D

Check again bro, changed my profile pic.

Too late. You have been judged. Also, no Gusta PDA.

I like your thinking. Or she could release it when she does eventually orgasm, so she gets a double orgasm as it were? I heard sneezing is like having a mini orgasm.