are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

Obviously the OP was waiting on a parcel or something.

Maybe OP had to sign for a package that couldn't be left at the door.

EDIT: 65 beat me to it. Good job.

this one is just stupid why would u even put this up

was it a sunday?

No post on Sundays

Exactly

you izz da bi99est a555h0l3 in dA werld

iz n0t c00l wen u tipe lik d1$. fail. try typing like a normal human being.

Is this really FML worthy?

what the hell? this makes no sense

Dude, just take a shower.

Yeah! It's not that big of a deal just go shower.

what the hell kind of postman is this. Do you have to like chase him down or be there in order to get your mail otherwise he keeps it?

It could be a package that couldn't be left on the porch.

ummm..shower no matter if he shows or not..lol

if ths is the worst thing that happened to you today you souldnt be complaining...