Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Uber Chad
San Diego, United States
Whiffy
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
lacie
Health hazard
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Ishowet
Hialeah, United States
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
stinky
United States
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
RustyBulletHole
United States
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????
Sessee 4
Dude, just take a shower.
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Comments (93)
brghr101 0
wow really fml cause of that?
verno02 0
huh. why would you want to HEAR the postman???
allexxiss 0
haaha1
applesmoothiee 2
I get up at 6am every day to have a jog and a shower before school. If it was so important you could have woken up early
Mr_Storm 0
YDI for not going to the shower be4 going. I think u smell like rotten eggs to scare a person away... u might be lazy and u deserve it.
margxoxo 0
how can you stink so much just missing one single shower? O.o weird..
amandalovee 0
lol I don't either..
_TONGAN_ 5
so are you like the human version of a dog that chases the mail man?!?! lol
_TONGAN_ 5
this Is dumb!
suksbutimawesome 0
ummmm.... why were you trying to hear the postman? thats extremely creeper O.o