Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Uber Chad
San Diego, United States
Whiffy
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
lacie
Health hazard
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Ishowet
Hialeah, United States
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
stinky
United States
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
RustyBulletHole
United States
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????
Sessee 4
Dude, just take a shower.
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piwikiwi93 0
What?
bakh11 13
That sucks!
Boomi 39
Don't you mean "that stinks"?
Ajwc101 24
Wow
Psycho_Babydoll 26
So, let me get this straight... You got up early and instead of showering, you waited to see if you had any mail. Which you obviously didn't, but thanks to something known as a mailbox, one does not have to personally greet the mailman to receive their post. Then upon discovering you had no mail, it did not occur to you to have a shower? Does your water go off after 8am? How is this even a FML in the first place? This is just the random whining of someone who desperately wanted to get a post published.
Valentine_Beauty 5
i'm surprised that lame fmls like this get posted but mine gets rejected...
Valentine_Beauty 5
I'm surprised that lame FML's like this get posted while mine gets rejected. FML
gman90210 18
I haven't had a shower in two weeks. So what's the big deal if you miss one day
wellsomuch4 5
So what was so important you couldn't take a quick 15 min shower... whoes post service d et livers that early any how... I need to move there apprently.
M3DIC4T3 29
That's disgusting.
yukiokashi 12
why did you Wait for the postman?