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By stinky - 21/05/2023 03:00

Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
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bidet 8

Can you introduce me to your mom?

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Thaylok 17

It is a combination of diet, practice and genetics. Nothing you can do about the last, but like others pointed out your diet plays a lot here (also avoid vinegar). When you shower, you need to work on layers, Shrek. Deodorant soap and body wash (maybe even anti-bacterial on both) deordants and colognes as well as lotions if you use them. You can also see your Doctor for prescription strength soaps and deodorants. see if those can help

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bidet 8

Can you introduce me to your mom?

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BrizBurry 8

a change in diet can help you be less stinky. greasy and cheesy food make your body stinky

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Thaylok 17

It is a combination of diet, practice and genetics. Nothing you can do about the last, but like others pointed out your diet plays a lot here (also avoid vinegar). When you shower, you need to work on layers, Shrek. Deodorant soap and body wash (maybe even anti-bacterial on both) deordants and colognes as well as lotions if you use them. You can also see your Doctor for prescription strength soaps and deodorants. see if those can help

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TwoBytesCarley 26

Also avoid garlic. It can really come out through your pores. Smoking and drinking (that is, if you’re old enough) should be avoided as well. And definitely talk to your doctor, they can check to see if there are hormonal imbalances causing extra odour/sebum production.

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RichardPencil 30

Is she talking about your odor or your personality?

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mccuish 25

I want to learn from your mom

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Yudith 24

The secret is rosewater. If she smells like roses, she probably uses it as a perfume. She might drink rose tea as well.

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