By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
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You didn't think to show her by peeing in a big kids' toilet? YDI for that genius idea.

eww, you used a toddler potty? you couldnt just use a toilet?

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LOL. how does that even happen? first!

third as in 23rd... anyways, at first, my thought was "how is that possible?!", and then I realized that you probably used a tiny one since your kid is 2... ydi... most adults would use the real toilet as an example and explain that they should use the small one.

thats one long piss...

At least you didn't drop a deuce at the same time. Potty chairs aren't designed to hold alot. Cleaning up a pee spill is a piece of cake compared to wiping up caca.

Okay, if your bladder is big enough to hold that much urine, something's wrong. Go see a doctor right away.

just clearing it up for people who are stupid: OP did not use a real toilet. she used one of the potty-training toilets, which are ridiculously small, to fit the 2 year olds that would be using them. how do you expect a kid to sit on a toilet that's probably as high as his head?

i get how that would happen, but i don't get why she would use the kid's potty instead of the toilet or how she wouldn't realize that she had to pee too much in the first place.

it's kind of a lose-lose situation. i can get that you used the small potty, because i really doubt that kids have the common sense that the toilet and the kid potty are the same thing. so either you both pee on the toilet or you both pee on the kid potty. so FYL.

YDI for teaching a turtle to do a backflip!

You deserve it for showing X Rated stuff to your baby. I mean, I can understand if you want to show your husband a long pee... but your baby? Weird. Just sit the baby on the seat and she'll realize what to do. They understand a little bit of english by the time they're old enough to urinate on a toilet.

^ This is quite lolful. Also, nice going. You deserve it for being stupid enough to not realize you and your 2 year old baby have different sized bladders..

X rated? The kid's 2 it doesn't care and it won't remember

what's "comment moderated" spose to mean??????

Awww! Poor thing!

The toddler? Or the toilet..?

did you have an Asian mudslide I like to do that to my friends

Damn. How high do you fill your toilet?

They said over filled her potty. So OP was showing their daughter on the kid training potty

damn...u drink ten gallons of water first? O.o

did you pee in the potty? ok thats an interesting tecnique

You didn't think to show her by peeing in a big kids' toilet? YDI for that genius idea.

that's why when you don't need the potty anymore, you don't use it ;)

eww, you used a toddler potty? you couldnt just use a toilet?

Then her kid couldn't learn by example if she had used the larger one.

obviously you dont have a kid then. you show by example meaning specifically "im peeing on the big girl/boy potty, you copy me on your own special potty" not squat down and take an adult piss in a kids training toilet like a psycho lmao

Why would you use her potty first of all? There's a reason why it's made for toddlers genius.