Health: Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really...

By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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Magnoxidans 19

Friday 16 December 2016 10:52

"Get away with peeing in an elevator" Best bucket list item ever :D

extrasnipes 22

Friday 16 December 2016 12:12

Must have pissed off the guys opening the doors. Then probably pissed on them to

Comments

cheshireau 26

Friday 16 December 2016 9:02

Really? It was that bad you couldn't just hold it?

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 16 December 2016 11:23

I'm guessing by the 4-hour mark, OP was pretty convinced that he was going to be in there for a lot longer than anticipated and he did what he had to do.

rivaraven 35

Friday 16 December 2016 12:24

Also you have no idea how much they had to drink before and how long ago they last went to the toilet.

BestOrginalName 22

Friday 16 December 2016 13:49

Motherbitch, he was in there for FOUR hours. There's no way he could have expected to be in such a large Dill pickle. And besides, what if he was already holding it in? The OP most likely knew how long the elevator took to go from A to B, so he knew he was capable of waiting that short time.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 16 December 2016 9:02

That elevator was really taking the piss.

cootiequeen4444 11

Friday 16 December 2016 9:22

you waited 4 hours. it was in the shaft and not the actually elevator room. you did what you could do beyond holding even longer, but idk... that might end up in you accidently pissing yourself... and I know I would probably be disgruntled enough to be like "I don't care what you ******* think you took to long to get me I had to pee" (though yeah, it would still be embarassing.). so dont worry too much, OP... although I'm hoping you really meant the elevator shaft is where you peed and not the elevator itself... I'd gather that would be possible to do if the first set of elevator doors opened and not the floor/building doors.. though.. small target area to be able to do this I'd imagine. you didn't end up peeing on your rescuers did you? >_>

Magnoxidans 19

Friday 16 December 2016 10:52

"Get away with peeing in an elevator" Best bucket list item ever :D

extrasnipes 22

Friday 16 December 2016 12:12

Must have pissed off the guys opening the doors. Then probably pissed on them to

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 19 December 2016 18:53

If only it had enough "o"s, this would be the reply of the day!

pcmr 0

Friday 16 December 2016 20:25

I think I'm gonna carry a bag with me every time I use the elevator from now on, just in case

xercister 19

Friday 16 December 2016 21:31

From the guy that was there when the doors open.. Today, while I was waiting for the elevator, which was taking a long time, I really had the urge to go bathroom... When the doors finally opened, I saw another person pee'ing which really made my bladder hurt... I think some might have come out...FML