By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

Finger Lickin' Good...

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Finger Lickin' Good...

Chicken fancy dress. Well, NOW I can say I've seen and heard it all.

Need a moment?

Didn't you have close underneath like a thin shirt and shorts and did you just go free balling in a freaking chicken suit

*clothes

Maybe he thought you were the chicken from family guy? Either way this FML is like something that would happen in a comedy show.

44- Have you not went commando in a chicken suit before? It is quite fun if I do say so myself

what does a porn site have to do with this

Because it's the plot for a porno.

I misread this as 'my bf attacked me..' and I was like wtf for 5 minutes till I realised op had said 'dog'....

"kentuckin fruckin chicken, put it in your hole. Mmm licking and fingering good" -Serge haminov

Of attacked me?

No proof readin' ass!

wow I didn't even notice that

stupid me, i re-read the 1st sentence trying to make sense of it. smh

Oiy vey matzah btw ILL call kfc to pick u up

I lost brain cells trying to read that. I'm no grammar nazi but damn go back to English class please.

I can't tell what made me contemplate suicide more this comment or your bio

Translated into English: omfg, and by the way I'll call Kentucky fried chicken to pick you up.

"Leave Simba, leave and never return"

"chicken fancy dress costume"? How is any chicken costume fancy?

Maybe this one was made from real chickens.

A tophat makes anything fancy.

only if a monocle is involved in that ensemble

Ah, there was another FML a while ago with a huge discussion about the "fancy dress". In some other English speaking countries, it simply means "costume".

Well she already said costume and op is from ohio

Chicken fancy is a dog and cat food line so she was dressed as food

Haha, that sounds horrible....

Sounds funny to me.

Sounds like the dog is kinda cocky to me. :D

At least you weren't a can of kibbles.

Man's best friend...such loyalty.

What's good? Your future KFC bucket of legs n' thighs made from poor OP? I'll go with that, you cannibal arse...

Well someone had a big bowl of grumpy'O's this morning.

What's good is that if a dog has to bite someone because it wasn't trained properly (only reason dogs bite according to people who claim to know about dogs) I would prefer it bit the owner...

That was just random and completely off topic^

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

There really is. My dog needed blood work done and we got the results the next day. Edit: for waiting in line and waiting for results.

^Congratulations....?

C'mon. That's awesome.

That's what you get for teasing your dog like that. Lol no, I'm sorry, but I guess he couldn't help himself.

Dog: must.....eat...chicken *bites* what the... This doesn't taste like chicken at all! >:o

But doesn't everything taste like chicken?

if it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, it must be chicken.