By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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zingline89 18

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

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Andr913 13

Chicken fancy dress. Well, NOW I can say I've seen and heard it all.

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hubla 0

Didn't you have close underneath like a thin shirt and shorts and did you just go free balling in a freaking chicken suit

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Damn_Hippster 11

Maybe he thought you were the chicken from family guy? Either way this FML is like something that would happen in a comedy show.

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CopehagenCanMan 0

44- Have you not went commando in a chicken suit before? It is quite fun if I do say so myself

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zombicidal 11

what does a **** site have to do with this

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topie_fml 6

Because it's the plot for a porno.

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Pixxio_O 11

I misread this as 'my bf attacked me..' and I was like wtf for 5 minutes till I realised op had said 'dog'....

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cosmosis 12

"kentuckin fruckin chicken, put it in your hole. Mmm licking and fingering good" -Serge haminov

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Kirlyfoo 9

Oiy vey matzah btw ILL call kfc to pick u up

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melibear89 7

I lost brain cells trying to read that. I'm no grammar nazi but damn go back to English class please.

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zombicidal 11

I can't tell what made me contemplate suicide more this comment or your bio

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MikeDa1Da 14

Translated into English: omfg, and by the way I'll call Kentucky fried chicken to pick you up.

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WCARlover 34

"chicken fancy dress costume"? How is any chicken costume fancy?

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skyeyez9 24

Maybe this one was made from real chickens.

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zombicidal 11

only if a monocle is involved in that ensemble

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Ah, there was another FML a while ago with a huge discussion about the "fancy dress". In some other English speaking countries, it simply means "costume".

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MizzErikaHart 8

Well she already said costume and op is from ohio

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angelina_galvan 3

Chicken fancy is a dog and cat food line so she was dressed as food

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What's good? Your future KFC bucket of legs n' thighs made from poor OP? I'll go with that, you cannibal arse...

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Well someone had a big bowl of grumpy'O's this morning.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

What's good is that if a dog has to bite someone because it wasn't trained properly (only reason dogs bite according to people who claim to know about dogs) I would prefer it bit the owner...

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MaceFaceLOL 8

That was just random and completely off topic^

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zingline89 18

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

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LouisianaBob 9

There really is. My dog needed blood work done and we got the results the next day. Edit: for waiting in line and waiting for results.

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hawkey126 0

C'mon. That's awesome.

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DontClickOnMe 28

That's what you get for teasing your dog like that. Lol no, I'm sorry, but I guess he couldn't help himself.

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LaColombianita 26

Dog: must.....eat...chicken *bites* what the... This doesn't taste like chicken at all! >:o

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Comet_Candy 23

But doesn't everything taste like chicken?

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lyskiss 10

if it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, it must be chicken.

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