Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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zingline89
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There's a shorter wait time at the vet.
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Luqdude
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Finger Lickin' Good...
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Luqdude
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Finger Lickin' Good...
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Andr913
| 13
Chicken fancy dress.
Well, NOW I can say I've seen and heard it all.
Well, NOW I can say I've seen and heard it all.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Need a moment?
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hubla
| 0
Didn't you have close underneath like a thin shirt and shorts and did you just go free balling in a freaking chicken suit
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hubla
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*clothes
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epicwaffles
| 7
Brazzers
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Maybe he thought you were the chicken from family guy? Either way this FML is like something that would happen in a comedy show.
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CopehagenCanMan
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44- Have you not went commando in a chicken suit before? It is quite fun if I do say so myself
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zombicidal
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what does a porn site have to do with this
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topie_fml
| 6
Because it's the plot for a porno.
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Pixxio_O
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I misread this as 'my bf attacked me..' and I was like wtf for 5 minutes till I realised op had said 'dog'....
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cosmosis
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"kentuckin fruckin chicken, put it in your hole. Mmm licking and fingering good" -Serge haminov
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nic7973
| 23
wicked
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slick5880
| 22
Of attacked me?
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Skullcrusher
| 5
No proof readin' ass!
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ilikeapplejuice
| 7
wow I didn't even notice that
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SamCat
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stupid me, i re-read the 1st sentence trying to make sense of it. smh
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Kirlyfoo
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Oiy vey matzah btw ILL call kfc to pick u up
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darien987
| 1
What...
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melibear89
| 7
I lost brain cells trying to read that. I'm no grammar nazi but damn go back to English class please.
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zombicidal
| 11
I can't tell what made me contemplate suicide more this comment or your bio
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
Translated into English: omfg, and by the way I'll call Kentucky fried chicken to pick you up.
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WordSmyth
| 2
"Leave Simba, leave and never return"
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WCARlover
| 34
"chicken fancy dress costume"? How is any chicken costume fancy?
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skyeyez9
| 24
Maybe this one was made from real chickens.
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slick5880
| 22
A tophat makes anything fancy.
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zombicidal
| 11
only if a monocle is involved in that ensemble
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Ah, there was another FML a while ago with a huge discussion about the "fancy dress". In some other English speaking countries, it simply means "costume".
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
Well she already said costume and op is from ohio
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angelina_galvan
| 3
Chicken fancy is a dog and cat food line so she was dressed as food
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IdaE
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Haha, that sounds horrible....
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Torva_fml
| 16
Sounds funny to me.
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MaceFaceLOL
| 8
Sounds like the dog is kinda cocky to me. :D
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
You don't say?
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ninjafury101
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At least you weren't a can of kibbles.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Man's best friend...such loyalty.
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vturbz91
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Good
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
What's good? Your future KFC bucket of legs n' thighs made from poor OP? I'll go with that, you cannibal arse...
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MaceFaceLOL
| 8
Well someone had a big bowl of grumpy'O's this morning.
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The_Great_Zucchi
| 14
What's good is that if a dog has to bite someone because it wasn't trained properly (only reason dogs bite according to people who claim to know about dogs) I would prefer it bit the owner...
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MaceFaceLOL
| 8
That was just random and completely off topic^
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zingline89
| 18
There's a shorter wait time at the vet.
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cchan034
| 23
Lfmao
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LouisianaBob
| 9
There really is. My dog needed blood work done and we got the results the next day.
Edit: for waiting in line and waiting for results.
Edit: for waiting in line and waiting for results.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
^Congratulations....?
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hawkey126
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C'mon. That's awesome.
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
That's what you get for teasing your dog like that. Lol no, I'm sorry, but I guess he couldn't help himself.
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LaColombianita
| 26
Dog: must.....eat...chicken *bites* what the... This doesn't taste like chicken at all! >:o
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Comet_Candy
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But doesn't everything taste like chicken?
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lyskiss
| 10
if it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, it must be chicken.