Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
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Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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johnny29 14
I can't belive your mother's friends did that..
gosh_mate 30
That's a lovely gesture for your mother OP! The truth will come out eventually... It's just incredibly selfish of him to take the credit.
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Comments (70)
thecrazymancan 17
The lesson to learn here is: NEVER invite the douchebag boyfriend to ANYTHING. If anyone asks why he wasn't invited then just explain that it's because he's a douchebag.
themostunlucky_fml 14
Just say **** you guys I'm leaving good ******* bye that's what I would do
momo3p 22
**** em
I_Like_Dogs 28
"Where did you buy the cake, mom's douchebag boyfriend?" "The...cake store." This should help.
Oh_bother44 11
What kind of mother berates their child like that? If I didn't get my mom anything for her birthday she might be a little hurt but she sure as hell wouldn't call me "selfish and horrible"
stangbang92 17
Honestly though what kind of mother berates you for not giving her attention? Your mother sounds like she needs to work on some things.
CliffyB03 28
If you have receipts, you could be like "here, sure, guess I didn't do anything!"
captainsmegma 12
I'm sorry. Your mother sure has a lot of douche bag friends.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your mother seems to have some issues, no wonder she's got such shitty boyfriend and friends...
ThatLastKid 21
Ask him for the receipt for the stuff bought for the party. Then show your receipts.