Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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johnny29 14
I can't belive your mother's friends did that..
gosh_mate 30
That's a lovely gesture for your mother OP! The truth will come out eventually... It's just incredibly selfish of him to take the credit.
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Comments (70)
eliwitt 9
You're lying, a mom would never say that to there child unless you are estranged, which I highly doubt you are since you posted something about surprising your mom. Better luck next time
AssassinBall 12
That is awful.
spergie 12
I would've kicked his ass out the door and said " take credit for being a prick instead!"
Inkoseh 33
Show her the messages and all the calls you did contacting her friends? If your ordered the cake show the bill? Wait a bit then bring the evidence.
JayRod17 12
If you got a hold of any of them using the phone you could use old messages or phone records to prove you did it
hpandher 16
Apparently, your mother don't trust you enough
Gixie92 2
I can't believe your mom would say that Shit How ungrateful of her that she seriously expected more from you plus I would look her in the eye tell her the truth and say if she wants to believe him over you then you shouldn't be there anymore and walk out
ambiemouse 5
only one plausible solution, kill them all.
Al_Quadea17 12
what a count
LordOfCheese 10
Video/photo proof next time