By [email protected] - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
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Lets hope he's a totally different guy when he's sober...

How can you live with a fuck like that?

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Fuck your life

What an original, well thought out comment.

If only there was a button that would save us all the effort of typing that out.

OP should of recorded it, so he could laugh at it later.

Waste of a first comment.

Love the GTA reference for the header...

#73 , exactly what I was thinking

How can you live with a fuck like that?

at least the idiot came home to his wife. He may have humped a body pillow thinking it was his wife, but that's infinitely better than fucking around somewhere else.

It could have been a one time thing. or maybe he's just a moron

Yeah but he did also fuck 'her' without her moving, speaking, or generally giving any signs of consent/enjoyment/consciousness. I mean, I guess in a usually happy relationship a lack of pushing someone away counts as consent - but a lack of any reaction at all and he still carries on? Am I the only one who finds that a bit weird?

38, if the guy was drunk enough to think a body pillow looked like his wife, do you really think he would notice the lack of movement?

Wouldn't they notice the lack of bones too?...

Actually he was humping the pillow not f**king the pillow

Why do you guys think that the husband thinks the pillow is the wife? The post states that he's angry at the fact she's not home so he most likely knew the pillow was not the wife.

93- not that she hasn't come home yet, that she hasn't *come* yet.

What an asshole

Im so sorry girl :/

Lets hope he's a totally different guy when he's sober...

If not, OP and the husband need some counseling.

Agreed. There's something wrong with that man, and they say drunk actions are sober thoughts. OP, I think you need to have a talk with this dumbass of a husband you've got.

if drunk actions are sober thoughts, sounds like he just wants more sex wth her.

Wow... I have no words for this... I would definitely talk to your husband once he is sober and find out what the hell he was thinking.

Drunk words are sober thoughts. Looks like he needs to lay off the liquor.

or he wants more sex with her.

so he usually enjoys making his wife come? sounds like a good thought to have...

The question is, what's the percentage of drunk to sober? It sounds like this is maybe usual behavior, in which case OP has some serious decisions to make; either with her husband if he can acknowledge that he has a problem, or on her own if he won't.

Love the user name.

I don't understand :(

Story pails in comparison to your username op..... good work:)!

You mean *pales? Sorry. Genuinely confused.

The username is [email protected] aka, twat.