By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML
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neverland_fml 0
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Time to state the obvious: should have waited until he was IN his car. YDI, son. :/

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jasnoo 0
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ALMOST got away with it, would have been awesome!

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neverland_fml 0
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Time to state the obvious: should have waited until he was IN his car. YDI, son. :/

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Iloveyencheck 0

agreed, son.

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

He is so stupid lol...

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KittenOnAcid 1

something i would totally do on accident.

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ichat21 9
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Haha me 2 but you (OP) totally deserve that 1. At least make sure he was in his car!

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kellbelle26 0
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Smoooooth move, dude. Better luck next time. YDI.

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leiziueyes 0
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Seriously. I got pulled over driving in USA (i'm a foreigner) and did my best to speak loud and clear english. Gave him the excuse that I came from a metric system country and was confused by the imperial units. Didn't work though.

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princesssparkle_fml 0
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xoxospontaneousx_fml 0

doesn't it say where you live on your license?

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jasnoo 0
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ALMOST got away with it, would have been awesome!

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jess09_fml 0
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YDI...you thick or something?

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pudkiller 0
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no one wrote first :|

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GoldenGirl83 0
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OMG that's such a great idea, but you should have been more careful xD

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squishy01 0

I'm gonna learn French JUST to try that!!!

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plum_lovin 28

I would.

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ziqi92 0

patience is a virtue........but u were almost there! XD

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Moemoemoe_fml 0
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EPIC YDI. Please stop, you make us real foreigners risk getting tickets because the cops will start thinking we're locals faking. XD

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bi_chick 0

it doesn't matter who you are, you shouldn't be speeding anyway

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Silent_Harmony 3
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I don't believe this. Wouldn't he have known you weren't when he looked at your driver licence?

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dotVillain 1

Yeah, or his license plate.

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under_achiver 0
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Just because you have a American license does not, by any stretch of the imagination, mean that you speak a bit of English

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ManiMartinixo 0

But he was pretending to be a tourist, not to speak no English. How many tourists have American licenses.

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fizeau 0
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friend visiting from a different country borrowing a car?

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

haha...owned GJ OP!

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Arturo7531 3
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lol like #1 said, you should have waited till he was IN the car... YDI #10 yay

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