Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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DreamerofWorlds 0
Then we just add in the whole pathetic mess of the FML and wowpix and Arotai on here defending themselves rather uselessly, and I'm just more annoyed by this. I don't feel sorry for either of you. OP, grow some balls and walk away from the situation. Also, to you and wowpix, grow the **** up.
lostfaithinpppl 19
wowpix, you posted more than I've ever seen anyone post in a single thread. Get a ******* life!
SarcasticAvenger 9
Exactly! Not to mention learn how to spell correctly. You are 19, you know sh*t about life. Oh wait, let me put that in a language you understand...... Learn 2 spell correctly, moron!
annie91 0
**** ur life that sucks :(((((
Vurban 0
OP, I've been in the same situation...except it was the love of my life and her girlfriend. ._. The lesson? Don't. Fall. For lesbians. But here? Yeah, that's shitty. At least you have the comfort of "Well, she's straight so I know, sexually, I would've had a chance." Even if she was never interested in you to begin with, you were the right sex.
Ripunzel 0
WTF . . ?
hoppinau 0
haha fag
birdsfly01 0
Hahahahaha you guys are hilarious. This was like an intense fight! anyways OP I'm sorry but you shouldn't have slept with them, that's weird. And wowpix, you should just be more considerate towards someone who LOVES you. not trying to offend anyone, I'm just stating my opinion. Good luck with things :/
Stapolez 0
and your a dude? that's gay!!
birdsfly01 0
It is pretty gay
ERAUPike 1
It's gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
intint50 0
NOTHING can be gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun. Nothing.
alexandraa_fml 0
"..leaving him is just mean and [I] would never intentionally hurt him" WTF. You are intentionally hurting him by stringing him along! Whether you lead him to believe there is something possibly there or he really just has some crazy love for you, it would be better to leave him and cut ties with him, he's obviously not in strong control of his actions or emotions so why not step up to the plate and end it yourself? (Why? Because you like the attention, Thats Why!) It would end his emotional suffering and help him to move on, but instead your choosing to keep him around which is tormenting him. How the hell did he get invited to go see your new boyfriend? If you knew he felt this way about you and you have 'b33n bFF fer se7en yearz' then wtF are you doing letting him come and torment himself that way? Shit.