Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
intint50 0
****. off.
ohgeez99 0
Considering the fact that my best (guy) friend is in the same situation with my best (girl) friend the situation makes sense to me, but still HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS STUPID??? If the chick does not like you the way you like her MOVE the **** ON because life is not a romantic comedy where the best friends will eventually fall in love. You may as well concede to the fact that your relationship with the other person will be nothing more than platonic and try to maintain your friendship instead of pining over a fantasy. Man, some people are serious morons...
intint50 0
PS: For "morons", read "people who want, need and deserve sympathy".
hbomb5150 0
eeeeew :D that's... that's just awful rofl copter
Kaderade1313 0
don't feel bad, I had a similar experience with the love of my life and her girlfriend.
majorfacepalm 3
AKWARD...
Linaelle 14
Next time, try and make it a threesome ! No seriously, if she knows how you feel about her, that's really cruel.
pinkdancemusic 0
are you a cat by any chance?
alexisbronner 1
How did this even happen?
CammyGal 26
It's not gay if it's in a threeway!
Dcm210 19
wtf would you do that?