Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
roobear 2
I don't know you, him, or the situation, other than what he's describing. And no matter WHAT the circumstances are, he should get the HELL away from you.
_nobodyspecial 0
4 wowpix If you aren't a tease then isn't there something you really should do with both of them?
FoundManyLemons 0
Get over it asshole.
ElMundio87 0
you first
ElMundio87 0
seriously? did you not READ the fml?
ElMundio87 0
So as well as being unable to spell, you can't read either. I suggest you do something about that.
neko_ceko 3
roobear 2
wowpix, nobody here said you did anything wrong -this is all on the OP. Even if you have been best friends for 7 years, if he loves you and you don't love him back, he probably needs to remove himself from you. He posted on FML about this incident that according to you isn't that big of a deal... it's affecting him. Make no mistake. Further, from reading your comments it sure seems like you're, oh, around 15 years old. First, you call him your bff; second, you say he "likes" you. Third, you called me stupid while completely ignoring grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Bravo. Last, you're absolutely right that just because he loves you, doesn't mean you shouldn't date others. But sheesh think about him... he's obviously being torn up by this. He needs to get away from you, or at least give up on the romance end (which he hasn't done).
roobear 2
Well, since you guys are so young, shrug. Do whatever you want. I hope he's not wasting opportunities, though, in remaining "with" you.
TheLetterZero 7
Only 12 people said "threesome"? Even when this OP is practically asking for it? For once, I'm disappointed in the comments section.
_nobodyspecial 0
wowpix You are too insecure to have a real relationship. That is why you have a "best friend" who is in love with you and a "boyfriend" who lives far away.
roobear 2
The very fact that you're on here defending yourself so vehemently shows just how immature you are... you really are behaving like a high schooler. Then again, me being on here posting shows just how immature I am.
_nobodyspecial 0
Are you having sex with the "boyfriend?"