Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
hulopro 16
3way
Sockmonkey12 10
Don't complain
hadleigh_24601 11
Umm… umm… okay?
DrCheese 16
This sounds amazingly ****** up. No matter how you try to picture it.
Ultimate_Batman 28
Threesome?
tikatica 17
Um..how?
guitarmageddon 6
was it a 3way?
Elisabetha Aarron 18
This definitely needs a follow up.